- >Upon Sinking into a dream quickly, you find yourself in a snowy field with flakes falling from the sky and coating the ground below
- >You relax, taking a moment to enjoy the peaceful tranquil environment
- >And standing next to you, amidst all the peace and tranquility, is Twilight
- >Looking even more Adorable than usual
- >She flicks her mane the side and slowly opens her eyes, smiling easily as they land on you
- >You Hug her softly, she’s icy cold to the touch
- >She shivers on contact
- >After giving the both of you a moment to adjust to the temperature, you proceed to dip her down And Go in for a kiss
- >As you‘re about to land it, Her soft smile changes to sadistic grin
- >She cranks an limb back and smacks you in the face
- OUCH!!!
- >The pain from it pulls you out of your dream and back into the dirt
- >You shake your head from the shock, it still hurts even as you’re waking
- Why does my own subconscious hate me?
- >Pinkie wakes up
- >“Huh! What? Who said that?”
- Who else could it be?
- >“Oh good morning, Anon!”
- >A beat of silence fills the are before Pinkie proceeds to gyrate her hips around
- >“Ooooh…”
- >She smiles mischievously, leans in, and whispers in your ear
- >“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
- Huh?
- >Upon Looking down, you realize both your hands are clenching tight on her flank
- >You feel up her soft, meaty plot. Certainly an inviting temptation but you do have priorities to attend to
- >However, rather than discarding the offer all together, you smile back and whisper in her ear.
- Later…
- >You rise to your feet and stand up with Pinkie cradled in your arms
- Right now I just want to get that…Wait a minute…Wait a minute!
- >“Something wrong?”
- How are you so light all the sudden?
- >“What do you mean?”
- You fell asleep on top of me! I couldn’t throw you off now matter how hard I tried, it was like you weighed a ton!
- >She smiles and shrugs
- >“Well, I have been told I’m a HEAVY sleeper”
- >You raise an eyebrow. Was that a joke or…
- >…Whatever. It’s not important
- I just want to get that project taken care of
- >“project?
- Yeah, the hole you punched through my wall
- >“Can I help?”
- Yeah, sure. Lets just get it started already
- >15 minutes later…
- >The both of you asses the current state of the project
- Humph, That’s a pickle…
- >“Yeah…”
- >There is a second hole of amorphous shape punched clean through the wall
- Did you do that?
- >“Maybe…I don’t remember. Last thing I remember is you saying ‘Lets just get it started already’”
- Yeah me too, that’s the strangest thing. Its like we just jumped forward in time
- >“What now?”
- I guess if I can fill one hole, I can fill two
- >15 minutes later…
- WOAH!!!
- >The entire wall is gone
- How did this happen!?!
- >“I don’t know, All I remember is you saying something about filling both my holes and now here we are”
- Alright, lets just calm down
- >You attempt to gather yourself before making another declaration to fix the fall
- Okay…lets TRY to get started on solving this problem
- >15 minutes later
- >Upon reassessing the wall, you’re thankful that at least it hasn’t gotten any worse since you’re last declaration to fix it
- >But as you ponder what to do next, you feel a draft and a slight chill
- Is it cold in here?
- >You look down at your body
- AAAAAH!!!
- >To your horror, You’re wearing nothing but a coconut bra and grass skirt
- Pinkie, Did you change my clothes while I wasn‘t paying attention!?!
- >Silence
- Pinkie?
- >You Hear a muffled voice coming from behind you and turn around to find a large Pinkie shaped lump underneath the carpet
- >You Look at it in disbelief, Sounds like she’s crying for help
- >You grip onto the carpet and rip her out from underneath
- >She gasps for air and grabs you in shock
- >“WHAT’S HAPPENEING TO US!?!”
- I DON’T KNOW! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
- >The both of you Charge out of the house in a panic
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