Title:           Idle days part 4 (Redux)
Author:          Antioch
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First Edit:      Saturday 15th of September 2012 01:42:26 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 15th of September 2012 01:42:26 AM CDT

>Upon Sinking into a dream quickly, you find yourself in a snowy field with flakes falling from the sky and coating the ground below
>You relax, taking a moment to enjoy the peaceful tranquil environment
>And standing next to you, amidst all the peace and tranquility, is Twilight
>Looking even more Adorable than usual
>She flicks her mane the side and slowly opens her eyes, smiling easily as they land on you
>You Hug her softly, she’s icy cold to the touch
>She shivers on contact
>After giving the both of you a moment to adjust to the temperature, you proceed to dip her down And Go in for a kiss
>As you‘re about to land it, Her soft smile changes to sadistic grin
>She cranks an limb back and smacks you in the face
OUCH!!!
>The pain from it pulls you out of your dream and back into the dirt
>You shake your head from the shock, it still hurts even as you’re waking
Why does my own subconscious hate me?
>Pinkie wakes up
>“Huh! What? Who said that?”
Who else could it be?
>“Oh good morning, Anon!”
>A beat of silence fills the are before Pinkie proceeds to gyrate her hips around
>“Ooooh…”
>She smiles mischievously, leans in, and whispers in your ear
>“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Huh?
>Upon Looking down, you realize both your hands are clenching tight on her flank
>You feel up her soft, meaty plot. Certainly an inviting temptation but you do have priorities to attend to
>However, rather than discarding the offer all together, you smile back and whisper in her ear.
Later…
>You rise to your feet and stand up with Pinkie cradled in your arms
Right now I just want to get that…Wait a minute…Wait a minute!
>“Something wrong?”
How are you so light all the sudden?
>“What do you mean?”
You fell asleep on top of me! I couldn’t throw you off now matter how hard I tried, it was like you weighed a ton!
>She smiles and shrugs
>“Well, I have been told I’m a HEAVY sleeper”
>You raise an eyebrow. Was that a joke or…
>…Whatever. It’s not important
I just want to get that project taken care of
>“project?
Yeah, the hole you punched through my wall
>“Can I help?”
Yeah, sure. Lets just get it started already
>15 minutes later…
>The both of you asses the current state of the project
Humph, That’s a pickle…
>“Yeah…”
>There is a second hole of amorphous shape punched clean through the wall
Did you do that?
>“Maybe…I don’t remember. Last thing I remember is you saying ‘Lets just get it started already’”
Yeah me too, that’s the strangest thing. Its like we just jumped forward in time
>“What now?”
I guess if I can fill one hole, I can fill two
>15 minutes later…
WOAH!!!
>The entire wall is gone
How did this happen!?!
>“I don’t know, All I remember is you saying something about filling both my holes and now here we are”
Alright, lets just calm down
>You attempt to gather yourself before making another declaration to fix the fall
Okay…lets TRY to get started on solving this problem
>15 minutes later
>Upon reassessing the wall, you’re thankful that at least it hasn’t gotten any worse since you’re last declaration to fix it
>But as you ponder what to do next, you feel a draft and a slight chill
Is it cold in here?
>You look down at your body
AAAAAH!!!
>To your horror, You’re wearing nothing but a coconut bra and grass skirt
Pinkie, Did you change my clothes while I wasn‘t paying attention!?!
>Silence
Pinkie?
>You Hear a muffled voice coming from behind you and turn around to find a large Pinkie shaped lump underneath the carpet
>You Look at it in disbelief, Sounds like she’s crying for help
>You grip onto the carpet and rip her out from underneath
>She gasps for air and grabs you in shock
>“WHAT’S HAPPENEING TO US!?!”
I DON’T KNOW! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
>The both of you Charge out of the house in a panic