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High Tide's Minijournal #2

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  1. High Tide's Minijournal #2
  2. >Day boats in Equestria
  3. >Construction of docks are well under way, and rampant pirates are at an all-time low.
  4. >That is to say there are none.
  5. >At all.
  6. >Because of this, boredom has begun to set in. As of yet, no boats have been constructed so all your dockworkers are forced to fish by the docks.
  7. >As per my instruction, everyponi is to keep the fishing on the down-low.
  8. >I have no idea if the Princesses would be okay with it or not, and the last thing I want is to be responsible for an international incident on Four Cannon's first week.
  9. >With nautical progress being slow, I thought it be a good idea to take advantage of my being a unicorn.
  10. >I've played enough D&D to qualify for resident wizard, even if I was an Earth Pony. Clearly; my expertise must be related to magic.
  11. >Managing the Four Cannon Navy aside, I found the time to test my magical talent, and try to cast a spell or two.
  12. >"What could go wrong?" Quickly became my motto.
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  14. >Two minutes after my first attempt, we had everyponi told to keep a look out for my missing eye.
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