Title:           Anonymous equestrians part 9
Author:          Anonymous_unknown
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First Edit:      Thursday 14th of June 2012 01:30:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 14th of June 2012 01:30:47 PM CDT

>you wake up with pressure on your chest
>your ribs are still in pain from the night before
>you open your eyes to see a cyan pony sleeping soundly on your chest
>the light that was once shining through that small hole in the roof now only showed a small shimmer of moonlight
>how much time has passed?
>rainbow dash stirs slightly on your chest
>not wanting to wake her up, you decide to go back to sleep
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>your awakened by a familiar pain of your ribs being stepped on
>what buttfuckery is this?
>you open your eyes to see rainbow dash nudging you with her front hooves
>dash:"hey buddy, looks like your finally awake"
"yeah, what'dya want?"
>dash:"i just wanted to thank you for protecting me during that fall"
"i should be thanking you for shoving me out of the way during those explosions"
>you both muster up a laugh
>then silence falls
"so how long have we been in here?"
>dash:"about a day"
"do you think the others know that we're here?"
>dash:"they should, we shoved right past them before flying in here"
>she gives out a short yawn then lies back down on your side, using your chest as a pillow
>dash:"hey anon?"
"yeah dash?"
>dash:"do you think we'll make it out of here?"
>theres a ray of doubt in her voice
"of course we'll make it out of here, and when we do, we'll go out for cider on me"
>she smiles and nuzzles into your chest
>you two lay there in silence for about thirty minutes before rainbow dash says something
>dash:"hey anon"
"yeah dash?"
>dash:"what happened last night between you and applejack?"
>you raise your eyebrow, wondering how she knew
"how'd you hear about that?"
>dash:"well, its just that applejack got really drunk last night and went missing and then big mac came to us last night and said you didnt come home last night either. i just wanted to know if she hurt you or something"
>her voice seemed more caring than usual
>which was very odd for someone like rainbow dash
>maybe shes got her mortality in mind
"no, she didnt hurt me"
>dash:"well where were you guys? and what'd you two do?"
>you consider telling her about the entire night. from the moment your got your amazing cupcakes, to getting tied up and used as a bed
>nah
"we both spent the night in the barn"
>brain:coward
>fuck off brain
>dash:"oh, okay"
>she seemed a little dissapointed with that answer
>but it'd have to do since you werent gonna say more than that
>dash:"well what do you think of applejack?"
>where the fuck are these questions coming from?
>and why did they bother you so much?
"what do you mean?"
>dash:"well hearts and hooves day is coming up, and i wanted to see if, uh, SHE had a special somepony"
>something about this conversation was beginning to rustle your jimmies
"well then why dont you go ask her?"
>the gears in your head are beginnning to turn, but are firing blanks
>dash:"well i was gonna, but then we got trapped in this cave"
>she seemed nervous while she said that sentence
>nah, she wouldnt lie. this is your friend dash we're talking about
>but then again, why would she ask her friend who was already piss drunk all the time if she had a special somepony?
>the gears are turning harder then ever... still nothing
>dash:"well do you have a special somepony?"
"do YOU?"
>successful question deflection
>dash:" i asked first"
>shit
>brain, any ideas?
>brain: uhhhhh, 42?
>thanks brain. it really helps
"well, not at the moment"
>you could have sworn you heard a small squeal come from here
>probably just mind games after being stuck in this cave for a day
>the suns light slowly fades in moonlight as the cave darkens and gets colder
>almost to cold to bare
>you can feel rainbow dash shivering against you
>you decide to curl up around her to keep her warm
>it was a long sleepless night
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>you wake up to the sounds of rainbow dash nuzzling against your chest
>oh sweet lord spaghetti monster that tickles
>your rustling in turn wakes her up
>dash:"mmmm, good morning anon"
"morning dash"
>so begins day two of your survival in the cave
>so far all you and dash have done is lie down next to each other
>but what else was there to do?
>you had no food supply and your only water was right next to you
>guess you had an excuse to be lazy
>dash:"hey anon"
"yeah dash?"
>dash:"when we get out of here, instead of cider how bout be go get some harder drinks"
>being that you were a junior in high school, drinking wasnt your thing
>but since it was dash that was offering, you couldnt refuse
"sure, but anything after the first round is on you"
>you both chuckle a little and she adjusts herself next to you
>she falls asleep quickly
>and you fall asleep soon after
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>"anon, get up"
>your still too asleep to know whose voice that is
>"anon wake up"
>suddenly you take a hoof to the gut
>now your up
"what do you want dash?"
>you open your eyes to see an angry orange pony staring right back at you
>how'd applejack get into the cave?
>you look towards the entrance, the other ponies arent there but atleast its open
>applejack:"whats goin on here?"
>she glaring at you and rainbow dash
>rainbow dash was hugging you from the side, still asleep
>and you had your arm over her
"nothin, me and rainbow just decided to crash next to each other"
>rainbow dash begins stirring next to you
>nuzzling your chest in the process
>you decide to try and wake her up by gently stroking her mane
>POMF
>wing in your face
>why the fuck is her wing rock hard
>applejack gets even angrier from the hard wing
"rainbow, get up. we're saved"
>rainbow looks up and sees applejack standing over your
>applejack is glaring daggers at rainbow
>dash:"oh hey aj. guess we can go back to town now"
>dash seemed a little dissapointed
>but who cares, we're free and i can go see unknown
>oh shit, you completely forgot unknown
"hey applejack, wheres unknown?"
>applejack:"he's over at the edge of ponyville. their waitin for you and rainbow dash to get back"
>you stand up and dust your self off
>your legs were a little wobbly after not walking for two and a half days
>you start walking towards the cave entrance, then you look back
"hey, arent you guys coming?"
>applejack was standing over rainbow dash, who was cowering in a ball
>applejack:"you go on ahead sugarcube, me an rainbow need to have a little talk"
>she glared back at rainbow who was more scared than ever
>oh well, must be talking about hearts and hooves day like you and rainbow discussed
>something still didnt feel right about that conversation she said they'd have
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>you been running for a solid five minutes before coming to the edge of ponyville
>and true to her word, everyone was waiting at the edge of town for you
>unknown was busy talking to luna to notice you
>his arm was in a sling and he had bruises and cuts all over him
>you begin to run even faster and someone says something to everyone else
>then unknown bolts up and looks over to you
>he begins running over to you in a jog/limp kind of way
>when you finally reach each other you slam into him, both of you hugging each other
>"i missed you bro"
"i missed you too"
>very few MANLY tears were shed
>but for tonight, we feast
 
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