Title:           Anonymous equestrians part 5
Author:          Anonymous_unknown
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First Edit:      Sunday 10th of June 2012 01:06:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 10th of June 2012 01:06:08 AM CDT

>you and unknown woke up to a rooster crowing loudly outside
>the sun was shining right into your eyes
>fuck you sun, 150 million km away and you always aim for my eyes
>you hear unknown rustling up top
>you check to see if he's awake
>nope
>guess its gonna be a lonely breakfast
>you put on your finest pair of unwashed jeans, tie your shitty shoes, put on your 2 day old mud soaked t-shit, and walk out your bedroom door
>you bump into aj in the hallway
>"oh, hey there anon. what're you doin' up so early"
"oh well, the sun was up. so i figured i might as well start the day"
>that seemed to make her smile, "well follow me downstairs and ah'll find somethin' for us to eat"
"that sounds great"
>right as you reach the bottom of the stairs you here unknown coming down
>suspicions confirmed, it was him
>with a sly smile on his face seeing you were about to be alone with aj... again
>not a fucking word nigger
>idiot he cant hear you
>shutup brain, i do what i want
>"hey anon, is that your brother comin' down?" she yells from the kitchen
"yeah, must've just woke up"
"what're you doing up so early" you whisper to him
>"just wanted to spend some time with my best bro... and his new girlfriend" he whispers back
>it suddenly becomes the most heated whisper battle this side of ponyville
"don't say shit to anyone, i don't even know if im gonna go for it"
>"but weren't you the one who pretty much made out on the train"
"no, i fell when the train rocked and i just happened to be holding onto her. so she fell on top of me"
>"that's bullshit and you know it. come on, just admit you want here, its step one."
"step one in your multi part plan to get kicked out of ponyville?"
>"are you boys comin' to get some breakfast?"
>you both were too busy arguing that you didn't even notice applejack was done making breakfast
>you felt kinda bad about not helping
>unknown leaned over and whispered to you, "why weren't you helping your girlfriend"
>he was taunting you
>just like a nigger would
>fuck niggers
>get money
>time for breakfast
>you both took a seat at the table and scarfed down your apple & cinnamon oatmeal
>it was amazing
>after you washed the dishes and unknown cleared the table, it was time for work out in the orchard
>unknown was tasked with helping buck apple trees and bring the apple barrels to you in the barn
>your job was to sort the good apples for the bad apples
>it wasnt too bad of a job, but whenever unknown came into the barn you were a little happy
>and he was too
>being far away from each other made you both feel uneasy, paranoid, and a little scared
>and whenever one of you was hurt or missing, the other one knew where you were and felt your pain
>the end of the day was nearing and the three of you were walking back
>unknown leaned in close to you
>"PHEW! you smell horrible anon"
>you smelled yourself
>holy shitcunts. it smelled as if you shit into a microwave and set it on high for 3 minutes
>"you boys should go get some fresh new clothes from rarity's boutique"
"where's that?"
>"just go wander round ponyville for a little while, ah'll go an git dinner started"
>the walk to ponyville was short and uneventful
>so was the walk around ponyville to find rarity's place
>it was an oddly shaped building with a carousel on top
>big surprise
>you both knocked four times on the door
>"come in" a voice yelled from the other side
>you opened the door and saw what was definitely a dress makers shop
>spare pieces of cloth scattered all over the place, mannequins with half finished dresses on them, thread EVERYWHERE
>"oh hello boys, what can i help you with?"
>"we were looking to get some new clothes"
"seeing as how these are already dirty and we dont have any spares"
>"of course i can make you some clothes boys, it would be an honor to make something so unique. but i will need some of your measurements"
>you quickly push unknown forward, voluteering him
>"you can take my measurements" he glares back at you
>the process was quick considering all she had to do was levitate some measuring tape around him and then jot down a few numbers
"do you need my measurements too?"
>that seemed to make her laugh
>"no, your brothers measurements will do fine. your clothes will be done by tomorrow, just stop by anytime."
>DAYUM, she could do it that quick... must be the magic
>you both leave the store and begin on your way back to applejacks house
>"so what're you gonna do about applejack"
"you expect me to know?"
>"well dont you like her"
"yeah, a little"
>"do it faggot"
"well how bout you go after luna"
>"i told you not to say anything!"
"and i didnt, but i will if you dont do anything about it"
>"she wouldnt go for me, im just an alien, she's a princess"
"yeah, you're right"
>"so how bout you go for applejack"
"i told you, i dont know what im gonna do."
>"if you dont do something by tonight, then im gonna intervene"
"blah blah blah, you wont do anything"
>the rest of the walk on the way home was slow and uneventful
>except for that rock you punted
>that shit was fun
>when you finally got back to the house, unknown opened the door
>the smell of apples begins to rape both of your noses
>"welcome back boys, dinners on the table. we already ate."
>"thanks applejack"
"yeah, thanks"
>"oh and anonymous, when your done with dinner can you meet me in the barn. i need some help with a few things"
"sure applejack"
>"thanks sugarcube"
>she quickly walked out the door leaving you and unknown to talk at dinner
>the entire time you were eating he was slyly smiling at you, knowing something would happen
>"so what'cha gonna do about it?"
"im gonna go do chores like she asked"
>"suuuuuuuuure"
>even you knew something might happen while you were in there
>so before you left you brought protection
>a pair of thick padded working gloves that were at the bottom of your backpack
"how did i not find these before" you mumble to yourself
>you walk out the door and close it behind you
>the sun had already set and it was dark out
>you couldnt see any light coming from the barn
>left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, GIANT FUCKING BLUE ALICORN
>she landed on you, tackling you to the ground
>you were head was in between her front hooves and she was looking down at you
>"hello unknown, may i have a word with you" her voice was softer than the last time you'd seen her at the castle
"im not unknown, im anon. would you like me to go get him?"
>"no thank you. but could you tell him to meet me by the river at midnight, i really need to talk to him"
"sure, i'll tell him once i get back inside"
>"thank you"
>and with that she flew away
>oh shiiiiit, unknowns bout to get some serious pony pussy
>but that can wait
>for now you had some chores to do
>you get to the barn and its pitch black, except for a lone candle in the middle of it
>you walk inside and look around, noponies here
>suddenly your thrust against the ground by none other than applejack
"um, applejack, what are you doing?"
>"ah jus wanted tah know somethin'"
"and that would be"
>"back when you were on that wagon... and you said ah was cute, did'ya mean it?"
>you laid there, perplexed by the question
"actually, it was kinda just a test to see if you guys could understand us. i never actually-"
>you could see her get more and more depressed with each word
>Brain, any ideas
>tell her you just wanna be friends
>better than nothing
"we could still be friends though"
>she forced a smile onto her face, "yeah, that'd be ohkay ah guess"
>even through the smile you could tell she was holding back tears
>ohshitniggeryoumessedup
>shutup brain
>im not saying your stupid, but after years of never having a girlfriend someone finally likes you and you're just gonna say no?
>fuck off brain, you told me to say for us to be friends
>BRAIN DOES WHAT BRAIN WANTS
>"ohkay then, ah'll see you tomorrow at work"
>she started walking away, allowing you to get up
"what about those chores you wanted me to do?"
>you stupid nigger, did you just ask that
>she didnt answer you, just coninued walking out with her head hung low
>once she was out of view you could hear running and tears
>lots of tears
>its gonna be another long night