Anonymous equestrians part 13

>you wake up early in the morning

>most definitely feeling like p. diddy

>you walk out of your room and go downstairs to make breakfast

>apple and cinnamon oatmeal as usual

>you hear rustling upstairs

>please be big mac, please be big mac, please be big mac

>survey says

>applejack

>shit

>she walks over to you with an odd expression on her face

>is that...

>happiness?

>it cant be, especially not after what you did last night

>she comes up right next to you and places a kiss on your cheek

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>applejack:"ah jus' wanted to thank yah for last night sugarcube"

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"uhhhhh, okay?"

>she proceeds to happily trot outside, probably to go into town since it was an off day

>you continue eating your breakfast wondering what the fuck just happened

>why was she so happy?

>was it something you said

>brain: bro, you just avoided an awkward confrontation. dont question it

>point made

>but theres still stuff to wonder

>why did-

>your thoughts are interrupted by unknown walking down the stairs

>he looked like crap

>his hair was messy

>his shirt was wrinkled

>and he smelled way too strongly of apples

"hey, when'd you get back home"

>"uhhhh, a little past midnight"

"well why didnt i see you in your bed?"

>"i went to go wash up and crashed in the bath tub"

>that explains why he wasnt in his bed when you woke up

>he had some kind of stupid smile across his face

>but you didnt know why

>usually you could easily tell what he was thinking whenever he was near you

>but for some reason you couldnt tell shit

>"so what goin on with you and applejack?"

>he tried to look at you questioningly but couldnt hold back a sly smile

>why the fuck is he smiling?

"nothin, just ran into some trouble last night"

>the smile grew bigger

>"im pretty sure it worked itself out"

>that fucking smile

>"so what're you doing today?"

"probably gonna hang out in town, maybe try and talk to rainbow dash"

>"why rainbow?"

"some stuff happened out at the barn last night"

>"hmmm?" he looked up from his glass of whatever he was drinking at that statement

"nothin, just got some stuff to do today. what about you?"

>"well, i was gonna just stay here and take the day off. maybe even get some field work done"

"boriiiiiiiing" you say in a long drawn out manner

>"whatever.  have fun dealing with whatever you got with rainbow dash"

>you wave back at him while your walking out the door

>donning your swagging jacket you walk down the path that travels through the orchard

>today is gonna be a good day

>brain: you just love jinxing your self dont you?

>fuck off brain not toda-

>fuckin rock out of nowhere

>face: dont worry brah, i'll break your fall

>fuck that hurt

>what hurt more is the fact that you ripped your jacket across the right sleeve, exposing your scar from that day you fell in the forest when you first came here

>it healed pretty nicely considering it didnt even get stitches

>new objective: ask rarity to fix your jacket

>yeah, i guess i should do that now

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>you arrive at the carousel boutique relatively unscathed but you still got a few pairs of eyes staring at you

>was there a scratch on my face?

>you knock on the door and wait for a response.  it was a place of business after all

>after a few seconds you hear that familiar high class voice, "come iiiiiiiin"

>you open the door and are greeted by fabric everywhere

>fabric here

>fabric there

>fabric fucking floating everwhere

>it was kinda fitting for a dress shop

>rarity:"oh hello there anonymous"

>a wierd smile comes across her face during that sentence as if she knows something you dont

"hey rarity, i was just wondering if you could patch up this rip in my jacket"

>you slide off the jacket and point and point to the 4 inch rip through the upped sleeve

>an audible gasp comes from her

>rarity:"oh of course i can fix this darling. and of course it'll be free of charge after what happened with, applejack"

>her voice seemed to stretch out applejack, and that sly smile was clear across her face

>ok, seriously. what the fuck is going on?

"umm thanks for that..."

>the confusion was obvious in your voice, but rarity either didnt notice it or ignored it

>she takes the jacket in her magical aura and brings it over to her work bench

"so, uh, when will it be done"

>rarity:"oh, it'll be done in about an hour"

>thank celestia she didnt mention anything about applejack

>that smile would be the end of you

rarity:"so tell me darling, what ever will you be doing for the rest of the day?"

"oh, i was just gonna hang out in town"

>best to leave rainbow dash out of this

>rarity:"oh well if you were looking for applejack, she's over at twilights house"

"thanks rarity"

>you swiftly exit the boutique and head for twilights house

>seiously, what the fuck happened last night?

>was i sleep walking?

>was there an interdimensional time rift between here and a parallel universe in which applejack did something else?

>brain: we're here

>no we're no-

>shit we are

>you open the door and let yourself in

>you're greeted by fluttershy, pinkie, twilight, and applejack all staring at you with the biggest shit eating grin they could muster up

>what

>the

>fuck

>happened

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>twilight:"we heard about what happened last night"

>that grin only got bigger

>pinkie:"AND ITS GREAT. we always knew you and applejack would get together, but we didnt know THAT would happen this quickly. but its still GREAT! we should through a PARTY"

>oh god it was like ear rape

>applejack was just staring at the ground and blushed

"just so im clear..."

>everyone was staring at you

"what did happen last night?"

>that one seemed to confuse them

>applejack looked up at you and said, "well ah'd expect YOU of all people to know what happened last night. ah was half expecting big mac to wake up"

>that caught your attention

"yes, but im a little fuzzy on what was going on. perhaps one of you could give me a refresher"

>with that they all go even more confused

>applejack:"well, after you stopped me in your room. ah waited for you for bout 15 minutes then you came in, and, well... we did some stuff under the covers..."

>confusion continued to set in on your face

>then the gears started turning

>unknown came home right around 12

>he wasnt in his bed

>applejack had sex

>you didnt

>she thought it was you

>the anger was visible on your face

>that son of a bitch had sex with her

"im gonna kill him" you whispered, still staring off into space

>applejack:"what do yah mean sugarcube?"

>twilight:"what's going on?"

"it was unknown..."

>they were still confused

>but that didnt stop you

>you bolted out of the door and started running towards sweet apple acres

>your anger was fueling the legs of a Kenyan runner on steroids who was on cocaine mixed with redbull

>you slam through the door pissed as all hell

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU UNKNOWN?"

>there was some fumbling in the living room

>you start marching over there

>big mac appears before you

>big mac:"just calm down ther partner'"

>you continue on your way to the living room

>he tries to stop you

>you pick him up and toss him to the side like a rag doll

>he slams into a small stack of books with a loud thud

>the front door slams open

>no doubt its the girls from the library chasing after you

>thats when you saw him

>he was sitting there in the recliner seat wondering why you were so pissed

>you continue over to him and pick him up by the collar

"WHY'D YOU DO IT?"

"WHY'D YOU SLEEP WITH HER"

>"fuck you that's why"

>thats when you flipshit

>you toss him to the ground and get on top of him

>slamming your fist into his face repeatedly

>everyone was standing there, just staring at you

>what was odd was that you didnt feel any of the pain

>you usually felt a portion of what he felt

>but there was nothing

>you suddenly find yourself wrapped in a magical purple aura and your slowly floating away from unknown's body

"LET ME DOWN, I'LL KILL HIM FOR WHAT HE DID"

>everyone was looking at you with complete shock

>then they looked at unknown

>his face was unrecognizable and he was completely passed out

>twilight:"anon, how could you..."

>then something strange was happening to unknown's body

>it was wrapped in a dark green aura

>it slowly started transforming him into a completely different being

>it was changing him into a changeling

>what buttfuckery is this

>you look over to applejack and there is nothing but shock on her face

>that goes for everyone else in the room

>your rage melts away

>so does the aura that was carrying you

>as your feet tough back onto the ground, its transformation was complete

>before you is an unconscious changeling with a smashed in face

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>fuck, they're back