Title:           True Faggotry 2.0 v1.1
Author:          AnonymousHatter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/gTsS7fRQ
First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 05:50:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 05:50:42 PM CDT

>Year 20 on Earth.
>Your name is Anonymous.
>It is morning.
>Now awake, you realize that today is the day.
>You jolt out of bed, and run downstairs.
>Mom and dad are making breakfast.
>After walking up to them, you say hi, and give them a kiss on the cheek.
>Beginning to walk around your house, you notice the pictures on the wall.
>A picture of you, in 5th grade.
>Field day.
>You were sitting on the grass, eating lunch with your mother and brother.
>That was a great day.
>Well, it's time.
>You run through the hall, and open the door to the stairs that lead down to your basement.
>You look under the table, and find your noose.
>Hanging it up on the roof, you get a stool.
>You hop up on the stool, and put your head through the noose.
>Kick the stool down.
>The noose instantly breaks your neck and you die.
>You wake up in Equestria.
>And you are a Skelleyton.
 
>You are now in Equestria.
>But as a Skelleyton.
>So, you decide to do the one thing you know how to.
>You break off one of your rib bones and run up to a random pony.
>She seems to be... spooked.
>You start using the rib bones to play a song of glory.
>Starting to sing along, you start to sing
"Spooky Scary Skelleytons, send shivers down your spine...."