- >get a fluffy pony as stupid as any other, but with rare gift for remembering lyrics
- >play music for him all the time
- >kinda funny to hear little guy saying "We'w haffway thewe! Wivin' on a pway-ah!" even though his pronunciation makes it tuneless
- >show off his trick at your next party
- >the guys laugh, girls smile, shit is awesome
- >one friend asks "Can he do movie dialogue? How's his Michael Corleone?"
- >to your astonishment he exuberantly shouts "You bwoke my hawt, Fwedo!"
- >holy crap, he wasn't even in the room when you watched that movie
- >must have heard it through the vent or something, that's odd
- >your other pal jokes "Oh man, I hope you haven't let him hear any porn dialogue!"
- >fluffy pony eagerly yells "SHIT ON MY FACE, YOU BIG BWACK FUCKOW!"
- >total silence
- >except for fluffy pony, who goes on
- >"YEAH GUWL, FINGOW MY ASSHOW AN' I CAN SHIT TOO! NOW WET DAT DWAWF OWT OF HIS CAGE AN' WE'W EAT HIS BWOWN DOOKIE!"
- >people start walking slowly towards the door, not speaking
- >fluffy pony, oblivious, considers the rest of the quotation he wants to make, but can only say,
- >"Den it's a poopies noise, and a nummie noise, an' den daddy is vewy louid wit' his own noise, like 'fap fap fap fap--'"
- >the door closes on your last guest
- >you either need a new fluffy pony or a new vent cover
- >you will definitely need new friends
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