- >set up fluffy pony death arena for amusement
- >starve two fluffy ponies with the intention of making them fight over single strand of spaghetti
- >place them in box and wait for blood
- >each blinks at the other, considering the tiny amount of nourishment between them
- >"Yoo eat sketties, fwiend, yoo hungwy!"
- >"Nuu, new fwiend, yoo need sketti mowe!"
- >"Pwease don't be hungwy, ow I cwy!"
- >"We bofe eat sketti, sketti haff two ends!"
- >they do that Lady-and-the-Tramp shit where they adorably nuzzle after slurping either end of the spaghetti up
- >fluffy ponies give each other hugs
- >begin to frolic and take turns using each other as ball
- >"I wuv you, fwuffy fwiend!"
- >"I wuv you too, fwiend!"
- >apparently species has no in-born instinct to fight directly even over resources, resulting in sharing
- >could be effective survival mechanism in times of scarcity
- >not right now though
- >throw arena, ponies and all out of window
Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Death Arena (Short)
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
create a new version of this paste
RAW Paste Data