Title:           Death Arena (Short)
Author:          AnonymousFluffery
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/iCJ7SMg0
First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of June 2012 11:52:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of June 2012 11:52:56 AM CDT

>set up fluffy pony death arena for amusement
>starve two fluffy ponies with the intention of making them fight over single strand of spaghetti
>place them in box and wait for blood
>each blinks at the other, considering the tiny amount of nourishment between them
>"Yoo eat sketties, fwiend, yoo hungwy!"
>"Nuu, new fwiend, yoo need sketti mowe!"
>"Pwease don't be hungwy, ow I cwy!"
>"We bofe eat sketti, sketti haff two ends!"
>they do that Lady-and-the-Tramp shit where they adorably nuzzle after slurping either end of the spaghetti up
>fluffy ponies give each other hugs
>begin to frolic and take turns using each other as ball
>"I wuv you, fwuffy fwiend!"
>"I wuv you too, fwiend!"
>apparently species has no in-born instinct to fight directly even over resources, resulting in sharing
>could be effective survival mechanism in times of scarcity
>not right now though
>throw arena, ponies and all out of window