- >fluffy pony visibly pregnant after visit to pony park
- >prepare to say goodbye to her and raise babies, because she's liable to fluffsplode upon birth
- >don't explain to her what's up because it'd probably make her sad if she understood at all
- >too bad, you had just taught her not to shit on the floor, she was so proud
- >the big day comes, she's barely noticed how large she's gotten
- >getting ready for pet to burst into offspring
- >unexpected happens, fluffy giving womb-birth
- >unexpected maybe, but lucky break
- >glad you'll have her to help you with her babies
- >fluffy groans with effort as three foals flop out of her in rapid succession, slimy and screaming
- >fluffy pony dazed for a second
- >notices squirming, wet foals on floor
- >"Nuuu!" she cries, looking terrified, "Fwuffy leawn not to poopies on floow!"
- >you try to explain they're not poopies, but she is too busy trying to back away as they learn to walk
- >she thinks her own living turds are approaching her, compounding her mistake
- >one weakly says "Mommeh?" reaching out hopefully with its drippy muzzle
- >she pushes it away forcefully, leaving it to shake on its side, wailing in pain
- >"Poopies go 'way! Fwuffy wan' smeww pwetty! Wan' be good fwuffy! BAD POOPIES! BAD POOPIES!"
- >her tears begin flowing freely
- >wet, cold foals crying louder
- >fluffy so frightened and mortified she's shitting on the floor for real now
- >her big eyes look up at you hollowly, wondering how the world could all have gone so wrong so fast
- >probably should have explained the whole pregnancy thing beforehand
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