Title:           Crying Poopies (Short)
Author:          AnonymousFluffery
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First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of June 2012 11:24:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of June 2012 11:24:14 AM CDT

>fluffy pony visibly pregnant after visit to pony park
>prepare to say goodbye to her and raise babies, because she's liable to fluffsplode upon birth
>don't explain to her what's up because it'd probably make her sad if she understood at all
>too bad, you had just taught her not to shit on the floor, she was so proud
>the big day comes, she's barely noticed how large she's gotten
>getting ready for pet to burst into offspring
>unexpected happens, fluffy giving womb-birth
>unexpected maybe, but lucky break
>glad you'll have her to help you with her babies
>fluffy groans with effort as three foals flop out of her in rapid succession, slimy and screaming
>fluffy pony dazed for a second
>notices squirming, wet foals on floor
>"Nuuu!" she cries, looking terrified, "Fwuffy leawn not to poopies on floow!"
>you try to explain they're not poopies, but she is too busy trying to back away as they learn to walk
>she thinks her own living turds are approaching her, compounding her mistake
>one weakly says "Mommeh?" reaching out hopefully with its drippy muzzle
>she pushes it away forcefully, leaving it to shake on its side, wailing in pain
>"Poopies go 'way! Fwuffy wan' smeww pwetty! Wan' be good fwuffy! BAD POOPIES! BAD POOPIES!"
>her tears begin flowing freely
>wet, cold foals crying louder
>fluffy so frightened and mortified she's shitting on the floor for real now
>her big eyes look up at you hollowly, wondering how the world could all have gone so wrong so fast
>probably should have explained the whole pregnancy thing beforehand