- >You slowly feel like coming to your senses, only to be welcomed to reality by a terrible headache.
- >Feels like your head is splitting in half.
- >Yeah, looks like you drank too much.
- >Again.
- >But something is different.
- >You feel.. Grass?
- >You open your eyes, and is blinded by the sun.
- >Where the fuck did you passed out this time?
- >In your pockets there was your wallet and cellphone.
- >Good, nobody stole your stuff.
- >As your eyes were getting used to the sun, the night falls.
- >Wait, what?
- >Your eyes are now adjusting to the darkness, but you look around.
- >You are sitting in the grass, and you can't see any sign of civilization.
- >Behind you there is a forest, to the right you see a hill, but you can't see anything beyond that.
- >To your left you can see some buildings at the distance.
- >Looks like a city of some sort.
- >It was your best chance to know where you was, so you start walking in that direction.
- >Suddenly its day.
- >What the fuck.
- >The sky is suddenly full of clouds, and it's raining.
- >The rain is brown?..
- >And it tastes like.. Chocolate milk?
- >You try to remember what happened yesterday.
- >Nope, you don't remember taking any drugs.
- >Maybe they put something in your drink?
- >If that's the case, it's one hell of a drug.
- >You pinch yourself, you feel pain.
- >You can feel the taste of the chocolate rain.
- >You can have rational thoughts.
- >Don't feel like any drug you tried.
- >You you were high, you should at least enjoy it.
- >On the way to the city you notice an orchard.
- >You are hungry, and the apples look delicious.
- >While you are thinking about that, you see some squirrels eating the apples.
- >Shortly after they become disfigured, with huge legs.
- >Maybe it's better not to touch those apples.
- >At least there is a bunch of popcorn near the corn plantation.
- >You happen to notice a few.. Creatures.
- >The looked like ponies, even trough they didn't acted like it.
- >The orange one was talking, that was good.
- >Maybe she can help you.
- >You asked about the city, and she ended pointed you in the wrong direction.
- >She think you are retarded?
- >You could even see the city from that place.
- >Lying bitch.
- >She can't help you, so you keep walking.
- >On the way to the city, you see another of those ponies in a cloud.
- >That's not how clouds are supposed to work.
- >You try to ask her about the place your in.
- >She just answers with
- >"Can't help you"
- >Then she grabs her cloud and go away.
- >Cunt.
- >You are close to the city, and you see a yellow pony coming from there
- >Those bastards won't help you, you won't ever bother asking.
- >When she pass by your side, she put a hoof in and makes you trip.
- >No, that was too much.
- >You try to kick her in the face, but she flies.
- "I'll rek you, mate."
- >"Not if you can't reach me."
- >She says and laughs.
- >If I had a gun I would hunt that bitch like a bird.
- >This is awful.
- >Must be the worst bad-trip you ever had.
- >But it don't really feel like you are high.
- >Must be a dream.. Hallucination.. Or maybe you finally died of alcohol poisoning..
- >The afterlife can't be this horrible.
- >But you can't just jump to conclusions.
- >You finally reach the city.
- >You read on a sign, it's called "Ponyville".
- >It looks the worst place until now.
- >There are houses and trees floating around.
- >The place is a mess, you don't know where to start.
- >While walking, you come close to a white pony, that is pushing a huge boulder.
- >"Get away from Tom!" She says as she stands between me and the boulder.
- >Nutcase.
- >You see they have a library here.
- >Maybe you can find something useful in the books?
- >But is locked.
- >You knock on the door, and you hear somepony coming to the door.
- >You see a purple mare with a pink and blue mane.
- >Before you have the chance of saying anything, she tries to close the door.
- >Who these stupid talking horses think they are?
- >You hold the door so she can't close it.
- >And now she looks mad.
- >Her horn start glowing, and that's not good.
- >The next thing you know she throw some laser shit on you through her horn, and you fall on your back.
- >That's it.
- >You decide to leave this hellhole.
- >You leave the city, but not before bumping into a pink horse whining about hating everything.
- >What the fuck is wrong with this place.
- >You must get out.
- >You wonder why the hell all those ponies looked grey.
- >Wandering around you reach the place you woke up, and decide to go to the hills.
- >Why the fuck am I here?
- >This must be a nightmare..
- >Yes, that is the only explanation.
- >You keep walking closer to the cliff, and a couple of days pass.
- >How much a day lasts here? Two, three minutes?
- >You feel you sanity slipping away.
- >You must wake up.
- >As you reach the top of the cliff, you look what's beyond it.
- >The sea.
- >The view was just beautiful.
- >You remember how you used to wake up from your nightmares.
- >That was your way out.
- >It must be a dream.
- >There is no other explanation.
- >You take a deep breath and look at the see.
- >You should write about this when you wake up.
- >You stand at the edge of the cliff and jump.
- >Finally you feel peace.
- >You open your eyes and see a weird draconic creature on the rocks.
- >For less then a second you feel a excruciating pain
- >It was quick, but enough for you to realize it was no dream.
- >And then, nothingness.
- >You are Discord
- >It have certainly been fun bringing that human to equestria while you toyed with him.
- >Very chaotic.
- >Just the way you like it.
- >But you messed enough with him.
- >Time to talk to send him back home.
- >What is he doing on that cliff?
- >He jumped? I guess humans can fly.
- >You teleport at the rock bottom.
- >You only have time to see him falling right next to you.
- >There is a horrible sound of broken bones, and his body was destroyed just like a watermelon.
- >You think there is.. something.. on your face..
- >You are covered in his blood.
- >And guts.
- >Turns out, humans don't know how to fly.
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