Title:           pones
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uUQ8HPZz
First Edit:      Friday 4th of April 2014 05:57:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of April 2014 05:57:26 PM CDT

s3e3:
FUNFUNHFUNFUFNUFNUFNFUNFUNFUFNUFNFUNFUNFUFNUNFUFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUFNUFNUFNUFNFUN
WHO DO I SHOOT
wtf that's harsh she got zapped for getting distracted
what the hell freaky little ponyfingers
that fuckin ponyface
sleepy pinkie :3
s3e4:
eww another cmc episode
why do you have so many clothes you are a pony
also why do you have a beachball outfit
that looks like my room B)
>try to skip theme song >replays from beginning
fuck this stupid intro every time i swear 2 god
screw all 3 of you ur talents are stupid obvious i hate you all
i don't like her hair but her voice is pretty cool
CRUSADUHS?
why are you eating invisible food
shuwuh
where the fuck di dyou two come from
'giant orange' are you blind
MWOH
CEHM FROM
ok her accent is pretty weird
RUDE
fuckin tell applejack you dweebs
literally calling it the dark side what
this song is p cool
it's a little silly that everyone can sing this well without getting a cutie mark for it
i guess every single pony in equestria just has a really good singing voice
fuckin richfags can't even afford their own clubhouse
HOW DUMB ARE YOU GUYS JUST TELL SOMEONE
im so mad about ponies
this is so pointless
shiny filly booty
that stuff looks dangerous to inhale
owned nerds
were there two bonbons in that crowd? wut
pinkie pie why are you in a giant cabbage
STAHT OVUH
how do u fuck up playin drums
HOMEGIRL
punch her in the mouth
that joke doesn't work
why are you laughing
no
stop
s3e5:
trixie why do you have zecora's skull
ok i really hate this theme song :(
why are you friends with filthy raccoons fluttershy
I KNOWWWW 2cute
you have fingernails, fluttershy? wtf?
saddle arabia wtf?
HELLO I'M TRIXIE AND I'M SUDDENLY EVIL
what kind of joke was that
try again fatass
snails' voice is more annoying than i remembered it to-
snails is your friend? wat
man she's wrecking shit more than discord did
one-horse town
DRAMATIC CLOSEUPS
oh no, PIES
nice facial hair
twilight you suck at magic gtfo
BYE, BITCH
END OF SERIES
ROLL CREDITS
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE GLASS DUMBASS
HMMMMM I WONDER
zecora pls stop speaking in rhymes it's so grating
stop spilling her drink you fuck
we spyro 2 now
somebody has a tickle fetish
'no noise' she says as magic bullshit sounds are happening constantly
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TRIXIE-CHAN
fluttershy speak up pls
SPIKE YOU ASSHOLE
you guys are all meanies
lol wheels
wtf does use the six mean
im so confused
why is the mayor in a cage
aw babby snails is cute
wut
lol genderbending
r u shittin me
that was the dumbest explanation ever
aw those emissaries are very cute! i wanna see more w/ them!
trixie ur dumb
that was silly
s3e6:
goddamn it is this another cmc episode
i swear 2 god
scootaloo you're desperate it's almost cute
rarity camping this is gonna be interesting
scootaloo where do you even live??? is this ever explained???? i have so many questions
tfw you're a complete fuckup in front of ur idol
in b4 she actually snores
sweetie belle you're the best lil sister
scootaloo ur not foolin anyone but rainbow dash for some reason
lol that isn't even s1 luna it's just princess luna
dash you are the densest pony in existence
don't drive when ur sleepy u dork
this is silly
where'd ur scooter go
scootaloo why can you suddenly fly
scootaloo you suck pls die
STOP
IM SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT
I'M STILL SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT SHUT UP SCOOTALOO
sweetie belle i thought singing was ur specialty why do you suddenly suck at it
scootaloo stop
pls
i've been told this episode was good why is it so bland/cringeworthy so far
maybe i just hate the cmc too much
luna-chan :3
FAAAACE YOOORE FEEEAAARS
*horse noises*
rip scooter
scootaloo dies, cmc disbands, the show is better, roll credits
dammit
SIMBAAAA
awwwww that's actually cute
that ep was still dumb despite the sweet ending
s3e7:
oboy time for 2nd-worst pony (imo) episode
pinkie a cute
that mailbox a cute
stop boasting this is why you're terrible
HA
dammit
pinkie ur so fuckin cute JEEZ
PINKIE BEST PONY
since when did cloudsdale have like, actual roads and shit? i thought it was literally just clouds maybe i'm misremembering
oh god it's the buff pony
drill instructor-san whose namei don't remember is a qt
rival-san's design is boring
pinkie stahp ur 2cute
how do they know how to use it she didn't even explain
oh you just sit in it
the skull means it's hardcore
aw i wanted to see beef mclargehuge do it
dash you get upset over the STUPIDEST shit
beef mclargehuge why aren't your goggles on yet
WHY IS HE FLYIN WITHOUT THEM ON
WHAT
THEY'RE SUDDENLY ON NOW
pankie poe ur silly
rude
lightning dust is the rudest pone
mustache pone
YEEEAAAHHHH
in b4 they get reprimanded for this
oh i guess she's just gonna fuck up instead
MY LITTLE POOONYYY~ MY LITTLE POOONY~~
qt
oh good i thought whatsherface was just gonna accept her resignation
lol wingboners
rainbow dash was a lot less intolerable than usual in that episode
s3e8:
hell yea we 2nd-best pony now
eww is there a half-eaten apple in that dusty box
oh cool, babs is gonna show up again
mac u a qt <3
young granny face is also a qt
FINGLEFANGLE
IM APPLEJACK jesus christ im dying of diabeetus
HOT-DIGGITY DERRIERE
why is that blanket so little and why is it on top of another, bigger blanket
me in the mornings
big mac STILL a qt
beeees
haha, cute use of spike there
>ppl arriving all at once
this is not how reunions work, o well
braeburn a cute!!!
BAYYYYAAABS
applejack done goofed already i know it
YOU OVERPLANNED
YOU GOOFED YOU SILLY PONY
BIG MAC STILL A CUTE GODDAMN
applejack pls don't goof any further
god dammit applejack you're goofin' hard
RIP IN PEAS, HAT
the most dangerous rainbow
RIP IN PEAS, BARN
~RAISE DIS BARN, RAISE DIS BARN~~~~
i fuckin love this song jesus christ
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
i think applejack's singing voice is my very favorite out of the mane 6's it's just got this perfect subtle twang without being obnoxious
this song is gonna be stuck in my head for days i s2g
applejack this lesson only applies to ppl with families that aren't awful :(
good episode
movie(?): unless a bunch of ppl recommend it im not touchin this shit with a ten-foot pole
s3e9:
other worst pony episode fuck you spike
spike you are boring and also gross
>mushrooms in the middle of the road
oh no big mac's apples ;_;
whose fuckin balloon was that anyway, jesus christ spike you asshole
dude you're literally a fire-breathing dragon
wow those timberwolves look horrible
like their designs are rly bland and they stand out far too much visually
spike do u have a new crush now
you just stole one of her buckets you loser
YOU MUST ALLOW ME ASSIST YOU FURTHER jesus christ stop
ew
oh god he's gonna break all the eggs
yup he broke all the eggs
spike why do you suck so bad
you're the worst pony ever
IT IS MY HONOR AND MY DUTY
SPIKE STOP DOING EVERYTHIN FOREVER
M-MUH DRAGON CODE
this is a stupid episode
noble dragons don't even exist
lol
holy shit what a loser I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP EXISTING
HA HE'S DE- dammit
SPIKE FUCK YOU PLS DIE
l-lewd
I'LL WEAR THIS MOUSTACHE
pinkie ur cute
haha those drawings
dash got some lungs, damn
that's a rly shitty timberwolf holy shit
dash's reaction is mine
APPLEJACK YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
OH NO THIS TINY ROCK HAS SLAIN ME
that's kind of a horrible way to go tbh
well that episode was shit
s3e10:
fluttershy ep maybe? that title is horrendous
shined hooves are creepy dude
oh shit is this the discord episode
oh shit
why didn't you cast that spell last time
twilight ur crown dumb as shit
DIPCORD
lmao the stare actually w- o nevermind
i forgot how touchy-feely he was
that fuckin lamp
fluttershy ur eyelashes fucked up for a frame there
dash all about the fastness
>leaving discord alone
discord is a great villain but i'm just really frustrated by the mane 6's reactions to his behavior
fuckin gravy dog that's incredible
fluttershy fuck you
lmao
fluttershy u dope
WELL PLAYED ahaha
i bet ppl started shipping them as soon as this aired
that was alright i guess if a bit awk at times
s3e11:
is this the superhero one? i am not excited.
if this is another spike episode i will be even less excited
STOP SINGING
inside joke with urself, great
god am i seriously gonna have to sit through ANOTHER FUCKING SPIKE EPISODE i am so upset
aw, the tortoise makes another appearance
he loves her a lot <3
i don't want to watch this episode do i really have to ;_;
i made it to 08:47 before giving up i'm sorry friends
s3e12:
welp i have no idea what this is gonna be about from the title alone