Title: pones 2 Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/j4cQvWYW First Edit: Friday 4th of April 2014 04:13:17 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 4th of April 2014 04:13:17 AM CDT s3e5: trixie why do you have zecora's skull ok i really hate this theme song :( why are you friends with filthy raccoons fluttershy I KNOWWWW 2cute you have fingernails, fluttershy? wtf? saddle arabia wtf? HELLO I'M TRIXIE AND I'M SUDDENLY EVIL what kind of joke was that try again fatass snails' voice is more annoying than i remembered it to- snails is your friend? wat man she's wrecking shit more than discord did one-horse town DRAMATIC CLOSEUPS oh no, PIES nice facial hair twilight you suck at magic gtfo BYE, BITCH END OF SERIES ROLL CREDITS THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE GLASS DUMBASS HMMMMM I WONDER zecora pls stop speaking in rhymes it's so grating stop spilling her drink you fuck we spyro 2 now somebody has a tickle fetish 'no noise' she says as magic bullshit sounds are happening constantly I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TRIXIE-CHAN fluttershy speak up pls SPIKE YOU ASSHOLE you guys are all meanies lol wheels wtf does use the six mean im so confused why is the mayor in a cage aw babby snails is cute wut lol genderbending r u shittin me that was the dumbest explanation ever aw those emissaries are very cute! i wanna see more w/ them! trixie ur dumb that was silly s3e6: goddamn it is this another cmc episode i swear 2 god scootaloo you're desperate it's almost cute rarity camping this is gonna be interesting scootaloo where do you even live??? is this ever explained???? i have so many questions tfw you're a complete fuckup in front of ur idol in b4 she actually snores sweetie belle you're the best lil sister scootaloo ur not foolin anyone but rainbow dash for some reason lol that isn't even s1 luna it's just princess luna dash you are the densest pony in existence don't drive when ur sleepy u dork this is silly where'd ur scooter go scootaloo why can you suddenly fly scootaloo you suck pls die STOP IM SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT I'M STILL SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT SHUT UP SCOOTALOO sweetie belle i thought singing was ur specialty why do you suddenly suck at it scootaloo stop pls i've been told this episode was good why is it so bland/cringeworthy so far maybe i just hate the cmc too much luna-chan :3 FAAAACE YOOORE FEEEAAARS *horse noises* rip scooter scootaloo dies, cmc disbands, the show is better, roll credits dammit SIMBAAAA awwwww that's actually cute that ep was still dumb despite the sweet ending