Title:           minimum lel
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 11:53:43 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of July 2013 11:53:43 PM CDT

[23:54] <GingerAle> I got good news and bad news]
[23:54] <Flip> [FLORA TELL ME YOURE HERE]
[23:54] <Flip> [oh no.]
[23:54] <GingerAle> Good news is that I got a huge adventure for us to traverse into within the next few days.]
[23:54] <Flora__> [penis]
[23:55] <GingerAle> Bad news is that I gotta get it through approval before hand, and I cannot do anymore of these games unless I get approval for the lore or make it super boring.]
[23:55] <Mariel> [boooooooooo]
[23:55] <Flip> [nuts.]
[23:55] <GingerAle> Like 'oh no timber wolves aaaa' boring]
[23:55] <Mariel> [The main guys of approval are never on.... it sucks]
[23:55] <Flora__> [lame]
[23:56] <Flora__> [who approves stuff]
[23:56] <Mariel> [we just want to expand and colonize]
[23:56] <GingerAle> Bacon Grease, mostly]
[23:56] <Flip> [I'm here for adventure. and loot. But mostly adventure.]
[23:57] <Mariel> [cant lucyrne approve as well?]
[23:57] <Bacon_Grease> (You rang?)
[23:57] <GingerAle> Oh hey there!]
[23:57] <Flip> [Who is he?]
[23:57] <Mariel> [GM]
[23:57] <GingerAle> Yeah, they are asking me to do an adventure Baconmeisterbacon.
[23:57] <GingerAle> But I wanted to know my boundaries due to your concerns with my original proposal.
[23:58] <Mariel> [Bacon, in a nutshell, we are adventurers who want to start exploring]
[23:58] <GingerAle> I don't want to make these adventures boring, but I don't want to mess with continuity
[23:58] <Flip> [Bacon Grease is our dungeon master?]
[23:58] <GingerAle> No no, he just runs the PnP stuff. I will be the GM.
[23:58] <Bacon_Grease> (Canonical or just for fun?)
[23:58] <Flora__> [does the stuff we get from last time still count]
[23:58] <Mariel> [We are also not the kind of "KILL EVERYTHING"]
[23:58] <GingerAle> (Canonical, if they want to keep the loot)
[23:59] <Mariel> [We just want stuf to move on, like, pleae we are tired of just RPing at the in...]
[23:59] <Bacon_Grease> (That's why I'm asking)
[23:59] <Mariel> [inn*]
[23:59] <Mariel> [What youre asking?]
[23:59] <GingerAle> (It's mostly to forage for plants, explore, and fight the occasional mythical monster.)
[23:59] <Bacon_Grease> (Do they want a canonical adventure, or do they just want a break from inn RP?)
[00:00] <GingerAle> [Well guys?]
[00:00] <Mariel> [we want adventure like in "living the world like the original concept of this game"]
[00:00] <GingerAle> His question is 'do you want this to count storywise or not'
[00:01] <Mariel> [Oh, well yeah we want this to count as story cause its progress for the community to lose fear and step into the unknown]
[00:01] <Flip> [I would like it to count, but if you two dont, thats okay too]
[00:01] <Mariel> [BUT]
[00:01] <Mariel> [we dont want to be the saviors of the whole goddamn world]
[00:02] <Mariel> [we are simple explorer foragers, but we want to count]
[00:02] <GingerAle> [Yeah, I never intended on making you as such. That'd be silly.]
[00:02] <Flip> [We are the loot crusaders]
[00:02] <Mariel> [Ya!]
[00:02] <Mariel> [Yay!*]
[00:02] <Flip> [What do you think Flora?]
[00:03] <Flora__> "i want the loot and stuff to count but its not like were explorers. basically what mariel said]
[00:03] <GingerAle> [So what needs to be done Bacon_Grease?]
[00:03] <Flip> [o based bacon]
[00:03] <Flip> [kek]
[00:04] <Bacon_Grease> (The Crisp One, will be finr, thank you)
[00:04] <Bacon_Grease> *fine
[00:05] <Mariel> [whatever story was shown can change according to desisions so it bobviously wont go exactly as written]
[00:05] <Bacon_Grease> (Well, it entirely depends where you were planning on going, really.)
[00:05] <Mariel> [Yeah]
[00:06] <Mariel> [Well, listen]
[00:06] <Mariel> [The basic plan is that we are planning on grow the medical industry]
[00:06] <Bacon_Grease> (Usually you make a plan, and then make an adventure, not the other way around)
[00:06] <Mariel> [And we are foraging for new plants and stuff to find and grow on our plantation bed i the clinic]
[00:07] <Flip> [I know nothing of this, i'm basically extra muscle]
[00:07] <Flora__> [an food plants for my green house]
[00:07] <Bacon_Grease> (So, pretty much, you just wanna go look for flowers, etc.?)
[00:07] <Mariel> [We are herbalists, yes]
[00:07] <Mariel> [We both work at the clinic]
[00:08] <Mariel> [I found aloe in an adventure, and im already growing it in the clinic]
[00:08] <Mariel> [So we have remedies for skin aliments]
[00:08] <Bacon_Grease> (Shouldn't be too out there, I guess)
[00:08] <Mariel> [We trie to make everyones life better here, you see]
[00:08] <Bacon_Grease> (where were you planning on going to find them?)
[00:08] <Mariel> [The woods, where else]
[00:09] <Flora__> [the only place where you could fing aloe and basil next to each other]
[00:09] <Bacon_Grease> (Swamp, marsh, etc.)
[00:09] <Mariel> [Looking for natural places in an unknown land]
[00:09] <Mariel> [We go a bit deeper each time]
[00:09] <Mariel> [Because the land is dangerous]
[00:10] <Mariel> [We just cant go all the way in]
[00:10] <GingerAle> [Dangerous things creep in dem woods]
[00:10] <Bacon_Grease> (The forest is far from safe, and you could easily get in trouble)
[00:11] <Flip> [We're armed]
[00:11] <Mariel> [Thats why we go in group and slowly]
[00:11] <Flip> [We don't get into any fights if we don't have to]
[00:11] <Mariel> [We try to advance instead of ERPing the whole day]
[00:12] <Bacon_Grease> (It's nice that you're going on principle, but it's a harsh world, and if you get mauled by a wild bear, don't come crying to me)
[00:12] <Mariel> [Well, where else could we go?]
[00:12] <Flora__> [do you want us in a bigger group]
[00:12] <GingerAle> Scouting parties in general would be fun for quick GM sessions, so long as they planned before hand. Like went to the Inn together to plan their adventures IC]
[00:13] <Bacon_Grease> (Yeah, that's why adventurers are usually pre-planned. So that you have more time to take consideration)
[00:14] <Mariel> [Well we planned it from yesterday]
[00:14] <Bacon_Grease> (Anyway, if you wanna try to find common utility plants in a forest that could kill you, go ahead, just don't expect amazing loot or stuff like that)
[00:15] <Mariel> [We dont, and i even made an inventory system to avoid pulling items out of my butt]
[00:15] <Bacon_Grease> (Or that you can kill most of what you may find in there)
[00:15] <Mariel> http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374632150002.png
[00:16] <Flip> [I also have an inventory, except it's text based rather than what Mariel has]
[00:17] <Flora__> [same as i]
[00:17] <Mariel> [Or suggest us something else to do than go and get drunk at the inn every day for the whole day]
[00:18] <Flip> [Indeed! We are adventurers, not barflies!]
[00:18] <Bacon_Grease> (it's not supposed to be high-adventure)
[00:18] <Bacon_Grease> (It's frontier survival, with occational adventure)
[00:19] <Mariel> [>frontier survival]
[00:19] <GingerAle> (If it were high adventure, they would be fighting liches and saving the world half the time)
[00:19] <Mariel> [>Infinite booze and endless sex]
[00:19] <Mariel> [Survival sounds like we should be getting supples to "survive"]
[00:20] <Flip> [Well said Gale. Can I call you gale? Like G. Ale?]
[00:20] <Mariel> [or finding ways to "survive"]
[00:20] <Bacon_Grease> (infinite booze is non-canon, and these are sexually deprived manchildren)
[00:20] <Bacon_Grease> (get real)
[00:20] <Bacon_Grease> (We are Mariel. That's what most adventurers are about)
[00:21] <Flip> [Well, hey, we're not here to start arguments...]
[00:21] <Bacon_Grease> (>tired and hungry)
[00:22] <Bacon_Grease> (both could be solved with booze)
[00:22] <Mariel> [Flip is right, we just wanted to play in some sort of RPing of adventurers trying to find more cures for people in a strange land]
[00:23] <Mariel> [If you wanna put us a giant 6 headed, firebreathing centiped in the outskirts, go ahead, we will jsut rull flee and test our luck]
[00:23] <GingerAle> [I'd actually love to seriously document how to make good booze with minimal supplies.]
[00:23] <Flora__> [i wouldnt like that nariel]
[00:24] <Flora__> *mariel
[00:24] <GingerAle> [Mead, for example, is a perfect way to make good alcohol without too many supplies and still make it taste good.]
[00:24] <Flip> [This is all well and good, but can we get this started?]
[00:25] <Bacon_Grease> (if you wanna find common utility plants in the forest, go ahead. Leave a log, or something and I'll look it through in the morning, and hopefully see no issue)
[00:25] <Flip> [right on. Thank you based bacon]
[00:25] <Mariel> [i actually lost interest to this, go ahead without me]
[00:26] <Mariel> [ill go play some LoL]
[00:26] <GingerAle> [I think it's for the best that we stop for the night, sadly. I do have work.]
[00:26] <Flora__> [but mariel we were so close]
[00:26] <GingerAle> [We can continue tomorrow, alright?]
[00:26] <Mariel> [But now it doesnt matter at all]
[00:26] <GingerAle> [he just said it does. You just got to log it.]
[00:27] <Mariel> [Nothing anyone does will matter anyway]
[00:27] <Flip> [adventures internally]
[00:27] <Mariel> [Too bad, it was a good idea]
[00:27] <Flora__> [dont be like that]
[00:27] <GingerAle> Bacon, you mind explaining?]
[00:27] <Mariel> [goodnight]
[00:27] == Mariel [webchat@189.200.180.223] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[00:27] <GingerAle> [Wow. Okay.]
[00:28] <Flora__> {well poo]
[00:28] <GingerAle> [That escalated quickly.]