Title:           /mlp/ sings "I Can't Decide"
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/daRApJy2
First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of November 2014 01:15:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of November 2014 01:15:22 PM CDT

It's not easy liking poni the whole time
Greasy neckbeards go on a rant
Insisting that somehow you can't
Fuck and kiss them both at the same time
Your snowflake is not that special
You see Pony is for sexual
 
I'm a horsefucker tonight
Don't want to be like that guy
I'm not a brony faggot
Can't love and tolerate it
 
I can't decide
If I should watch Season 5
Oh the quality's worse than ever
And it makes poor Lauren cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
The show has sucked since they ruined Twi
But those horses fill my mind
I can't get off the ride
 
When, we, try to talk about all our waifus
Green becomes our favorite color
As we break into a squalor
Not ok to abuse your waifus
Throw around our favorite buzzwords
When we're just horsefuckers and nerds
 
And though it pains to admit
I've stayed through all the bullshit
Even those high school movies
But Hasbro wants more money
 
I can't decide
If I should watch Season 5
Oh the quality's worse than ever
And it makes poor Lauren cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
The show has sucked since they ruined Twi
But those horses fill my mind
I can't get off the ride
 
The show is filling me with rage
But even though I like to hate
I won't deny I'm gonna miss it when it's gone
Oh I have wasted all my life
I'll never have my pony wife
But still I cannot leave here
That's why
 
I can't decide
If I should watch Season 5
Oh the quality's worse than ever
And it makes poor Lauren cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
The show has sucked since they ruined Twi
But those horses fill my mind
I can't get off the ride