Title:           >>5393695 Oh so you dare Trixie to write the hottest of hot? A story where sh
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First Edit:      Tuesday 30th of October 2012 04:44:50 PM CDT
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>>5393695
 
Oh so you dare Trixie to write the hottest of hot? A story where she encounters the sexiest thing ever, HERSELF?
 
It. Is. On.
 
It was an amazing day in Ponyville, because Trixie was present! This made the day glorious for every mare and stallion, every filly, colt and foal, as they beheld her perfection. She strutted gloriously, yet not vainly, across the marketplace, when she saw in front of her, a perfection of equal stature! It was herself! For once, for the first time ever, Trixie was puzzled by something! But being as alpha as she is, she took charge!
 
"Who are you?!" She demanded, imperiously, yet nobly, "You pretend to be Trixie yet... Trixie sees you are as perfect as her!"
 
"It is simple!" Said the other Trixie, "You became so perfect that it could not be contained in one location without risking a perfection singularity! So you were split into two Trixies!"
 
"Of course, it makes perfect sense! Clearly there is only one solution!"
 
"Yes! Let's!"
 
"Let's!"
 
And then Trixie took Trixie in her hooves, and they made out sexily and lesbianly, and everyone in Ponyville came. Rarity forsook one-night stands with random stallions, Rainbow Dash laid off the drugs, Applejack looked at her blodostained hooves and wept, promising never to crush another innocent creature, Pinkie Pie lost two dozen pounds and was no longer diabetic, and Twilight Sparkle was allowed to join in!
 
"Oh, ah, oh!" Said Twilight Sparkle, as Trixie hoofed her up to the elbow, penetrating her nubile and lusty cervix, "This is the best sex I have ever had! And also the only! And first! Because I kept myself pure for Trixie!"
 
"Trixie knew this!" The Trixies stated, in unison. And everyone orgasmed, again, from hearing Trixie twice at the same time. Discord was freed from stone and became a model citizen, Luna and Celestia descended from their thrones and vowed to hand them over to the Trixies and become their loyal servants.
 
And then both Trixies sexed Twilight Sparkle at once, so hard and so sexily that she became pregnant, and this was so much awesome that instantly every pony in Ponyville orgasmed yet again. This time, Shining Armor, Big Mac and Braeburn all decided to come out of the closet, while Chrysalis admitted she had rampant self-esteem problems and this was why she took the shapes of others instead of using her own. She got therapy, and became a burger-flipper.
 
Truly, everyone agreed, the Trixies were the masters of all things sexual and every mare and stallion would envy a chance to be their sexual playthings. But the only had eyes for each other, and, slightly less, for Twilight Sparkle, whom they permitted to join them because she was pathetic and they were giving her pity sex and didn't have a crush on her at all.
 
"Oh Trixie and Trixie!" Twilight Sparkle moaned, as she was being double-hoofed, "I always dreamed this day would come and I have plushies and bodypillows and images of you in the secret shrine under my bed!"
 
"We knew this!" The Trixies stated in unison, and then the story ended, because every reader was busy squirting their various juices all over themselves, and if the story ran for any longer, they would all die of dehydration.
 
King Sombra cried himself to death because he knew he would die alone and unloved.