Title:           >Zecora "Applejack" 'Sunset Shimmer' [Chitania] >Well hello my dear Applej
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First Edit:      Sunday 8th of November 2015 08:30:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 8th of November 2015 08:30:24 PM CDT

>Zecora
"Applejack"
'Sunset Shimmer'
[Chitania]
 
>Well hello my dear Applejack, I did not know you would be back
 
"Hey howdy, Zecora! How y'all been doing recently- Oh, this here's mah student-in-sorts, Sunset Shimmer"
 
'Hello, I admit I haven't heard too much about you, only snippets from Twilight now and then, you do herbology and potions, right?'
 
>That is true, potions are my craft, and I am amazed that when told, you had not laughed
 
'Oh, no, It's a genuine science and everything, I'm sure of it, I'm sure ther'es some perfectly rational potion that can.... y'know, dezombiefy a pony or such, ahaha...hah..ha
 
>"..."
 
'I'll drop it'
 
"Ah' know, s'rough, but aaanyway Zecora, what're y'all doin'?"
 
>That changeling has been away for a while, so I decided to pick the slack from my ghost-hunting exile
 
"...what huntin'?"
 
'Ghosts?'
 
[The what]
 
>...Are we not going to talk about the elephant in the room? Or should I make myself scarce, I have to see a mare about a swimming costume-"
 
[What is this rhyming pony talking about ghosts?]
 
"Uhhhh, AQCUAINTANCES! Zecora, meet Chitania; changeling queen, Chitania, meet Zecora, local zebra"
 
[Zebra? Ehh, you don't look much different from the rest of 'em]
 
>That's racist
 
[Hey you stopped rhy-]
 
'Yeah, that's kinda racist'
 
"Different folks don't much like bein' called egregiously similar t' each other, ya' know"
 
[Whatever]
 
'Ugggh, I really-FINE, Zecora! That IS all this about ghosts and such?'
 
>It's rather bothersome to talk at lenght about, we've had far too much time to give an explanation much clout. Our little gang has been giving poor souls their rest, and 29 is rather oddly doing his very best
 
"Well, that sounds good for him, glad to hear he ain't screwin' around with the mares, where's he off to now anyway?"
 
[Some place far away from here I hope...]
 
>That is true, but he did not say with who
 
"Huh, for a brief moment ah' was happy fer him, but now that old nigglin' pain in my left hoof is actin' up again, that can't be a good sign..."
 
'Okay we really need to change the subject, you got a looot of ingredients in those bags. I can actually prattle off a bunch of names of those real quick, those are Manihot esculenta, thats a jar of Hyssop Herb stems, and a bunch of Pogostemon cablin, whatcha making?'
 
>...You words do confuse me, but I must answer truly, this potion is awfully specific in outcomes and needs, can't be completed with just a hoofull of seeds, in short it's do with a Moose who's a surgeon, and all I need is some hair from a virgin
 
 
"['...']"
 
'Wellll, I did ask'
 
>If you haven't already guessed, I just need one "volunteer" and I'll handle the rest
 
'No dice here, sorry'
 
>Oh giant quee-
 
"I wouldn't-"
 
STOMP STOMP STOMP stomp stomp stomp stomp....
 
>...Ah
 
...
 
"Oh so y'all gon' gawk at me now huh?"
 
>Of course not, I'm sure I'll have better luck in town, so please Applejack, do not so angrily frown.
 
"Yeahsmahshmhmgmblm..."
 
'...So you're-'
 
"What, ya think ah' never found any use fer THESE before ah' got two wings an' a horn ticker-taped onto me?"
 
'No, no, it's just uhh...'
 
"What? Come on, spit it out"
 
'...I always Country ponies were more ..."chaste"? Y'know?'
 
"Ahehah... Puh-lease, if it's a good lay, and me an' him enjoy it and it was all safe and blah blah blah natter natter-"
 
'You don't have to remind me, I get it. just... chalk it down to not being in Equestria for Faust knows how long'
 
"Ah well, come on, we gotta calm down Chitty, alright?"
 
'Right behind you, right behind you....'
 
...
 
'Man, not being able to blush actually worked out for once'