Title:           >You're leaving the party, walking Rarity back to her hotel suite "What the hec
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Sunday 11th of March 2012 03:39:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 11th of March 2012 03:39:17 PM CDT

>You're leaving the party, walking Rarity back to her hotel suite
"What the heck did you get me into Rarity, you know I'm not in to ponies like that"
>"Listen Anon, this check he wrote is for an absolutely silly amount of money. Even after my 20% cut you'll have enough to live in Ponyville for a couple months. I know how sick you are of living off scraps and odd jobs around town"
>She's right of course, living paycheck to paycheck is getting old quick. But, 20%? She didn't even do anything but volunteer me?
>"Don't give me that look, it's perfectly fair for me to be compensated for my efforts. Besides, you do a good job here and I'm sure I'll have no trouble finding you more work in the future."
"Rarity. I'm not in to ponies."
>"Stop being such a child, just use your hands if you need to. You've got the only pair in Equestria, I'm sure you can put them to good use."