Title: >You take a step back to admire your work >Anonymous, you have just completed b Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/35aK09yD First Edit: Monday 8th of July 2013 08:34:41 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 8th of July 2013 08:34:41 PM CDT >You take a step back to admire your work >Anonymous, you have just completed building your very own, human-sized home! >"Its not up to code" they had said, but you had pushed bravely on >"That roof looks really saggy, Anon," the ponies had jeered, but, like the true maverick you are, you had ignored them >"How are you going to get all your stuff inside? That door doesn't look big enough," the hypothetical masses ha- >No, wait, you actually just heard that last one >You turn around to see Twilight Sparklw giving you a quizzical look >"I mean, maybe if you took the frame off the door, but, otherwise, I just don't see how..." the purple alicorn trailed off, glancing at the piles of junk strewn across your yard >You couldn't help but smile- you knew the newly-minted princess could teleport all your shit inside in an instant, but realized how much doing this without magical assistance meant to you "Don't worry about it, Sparks, there's a sliding door in the back" >You raise an eyebrow at her "Do you really think I'm that much of an idiot?" >"No Anon! Its just that... I, um... you see-" "I'm just messing with you," you laugh >You narrow your eyes "But you really should feel terrible" >This time, she giggles along with you "If you want to make it up to me though-" >You make a big show of grunting and struggling to pick up one of the smaller boxes "Do me a favor and help me carry some of this stuff in?" >You plop the box onto her back before turning around to tackle a heavier item >As you tighten your grip around the biggest box you could find, Twilight starts speaking again, but you're only half listening now >"... actually, ask you a favor myself..." >Hrrrrk!- you start pulling up with all your might >"... just showed up out of the blue earlier..." >Holy shit this thing is heavy >"... was the only dragon he knew outside of his clan..." >Remember your training, Anon: narrowed stance, arch and twist back >"... expelled. So now Celestia wants us to..." >You feel sweat drip from your brow as the box starts to move >"... plus Mayor Mare is iffy about him living in the library..." >'What's in this? Bricks?' you think as you straighten up >"... so I thought you could..." >You look down at the box in your arms >"... name's Fizzle..." >Its marked 'Cinderblock Collection.' You'd forgotten about packing that >"... so could you? Please?" >You turn back to face purplesmart, only now noticing the pink dragon nervously clacking his claws off in the background >You look down at Twilight, then back up at the dragon "I'm just moving in though!" >"And your house is actually the right size for him!" "What if he burns it down?" >"He wouldn't do that" "On accident?" >"I'll cast a protective spell" "I was just getting my privacy back" >"Please- he's a lot like you were- scared and alone" "Twilight..." >"Anon..." >Fuck, you can't resist those puppy-dog eyes "... Okay"