Title:           >You are Anon >And you are currently spying on the town Alicorn >When you firs
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of December 2016 08:44:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of December 2016 08:44:08 PM CDT

>You are Anon
>And you are currently spying on the town Alicorn
>When you first arrived, you were given a free house along with a weekly payment for representing humanity
>A normal person would be grateful and simply accept it
>But you were, as you like to put it, cautious and curious
>Once the welcoming party was done and you were sure you were alone, you tore the house apart looking for anything suspicious
>For a while, you tried to relax and just accept this as good fortune
>But as time passed, you realized that the whole "Friendship and smiles for everyone" gig was bullshit
>That was 6 months ago
>Now you spent most of your time carefully spying on everyone, gathering dirt and blackmail in case you may one day need it
>You've seen some fucked up shit in this so called land of fairy tales and happiness
>But today you learned something very interesting, a local prostitute moved here about a 3 months ago
>A prostitute that likely had quite a number of clients that would do anything to keep their midnight acts a secret
>Today seems like a good day for a walk around town
 
3 hours later
>You are writing the next name on a long list of the town Johns
>Turns out that half the damn town visited her
>This is, without a doubt, a goldmine of blackmail
>You finish writing and look to her
"So, is there anyone else?"
>"I don't think so"
>You close the notepad and stand up
"I have to say, I was hoping for a couple of good names, but this is better than I could ever imagine"
>With this, you would never have to worry about anyone
>If the local mayor tries, she'd likely stop pretty damn fast if the voting masses found that her head of Treasury and Education both hired a prostitute
>With this, you are untoucha-
>'E... excuse me, but do you need anything else?"
>You forgot she was still there
>Now you had to think of what to do with her
>You could just give her the money and send her off, but at the same time you can see that she's malnourished, filthy, and cold
>You may be a noisy, paranoid, and sometimes uncaring jackass, but you're not heartless
>After a minute of silence, you come up with an idea
"You've given me a goldmine, I can't just let you freeze in the streets, so here's a deal for ya. You can live here and sleep on my couch, hell I'll even share my food with ya. What I want from you is help with my observation"
>You can see she's considering it, time to seal the deal
"If you accept, you'll never have to deal with another drunken jackass at midnight looking for an easy lay"
>Now you've got her, just gotta reel her in. You hold out your hand
"So, do we have a deal?
>She doesn't hesitate in grabbing your hand
>"What do I have to do?"
"We start tomorrow, for now it's late and I have to clean you up and make dinner"
 
>When you woke up this morning, you never imagined that you would be in a bathtub with warm water
>You already cleaned yourself and right now you just want to rest in warmth for the first time in...
>You can't remember the last time you were pleasantly warm
>But now you didn't have to worry about that anymore, you had a home
>Well, you lived with someone, but you are more than happy for that
>Your stomach rumbles, reminding your that the human offered you food when you were done bathing
>Once you dry yourself off, you look into the mirror
>You actually look nice, like those mares that go to the spa
>Wiping away a tear, you follow the smell of freshly made food to find a table with two plates, and in the middle of the table is a large pile of spaghetti
>"I thought about asking if you liked it, but I figured you wouldn't mind"
>You turn to see Anon holding a couple of cups and a jug of milk
>"Help yourself, there's more than enough and I can just store the leftovers"
>If this is a dream, you never want to wake up
>You sit down and force yourself to wait for him to finish setting up dinner
>He fills your plate for you and fills your glass
>"Dig in"
 
>You watch the mare shoving her food into her mouth
"Slow down, won't do any good if you start choking"
>Takes her a few seconds, but she stops trying to shove more food in her mouth and simply chews
>You were about to tell her to chew with her mouth closed when you saw her crying
>Either this is the first meal she's had in a long time, or you make some damn good spaghetti
>You decide to eat yourself and wait for her to finish before you try small talk
>As you eat, you can't help but start thinking about the guys that used her
>How the fuck could they tell you that they were all nice and generous when a mare was starving in the streets
>It was times like this when you were tempted to just release everything you had and cause some chaos
>But that was for later, for now you had to take care of your newest helper