Title:           >Teach ponies about poker >Poker hits off in a big way >Everypony who's anypon
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ZV3v25zd
First Edit:      Tuesday 28th of February 2012 06:15:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 28th of February 2012 06:15:52 AM CDT

>Teach ponies about poker
>Poker hits off in a big way
>Everypony who's anypony is playing poker
>Mane six playing poker with the human to learn Human gambling magic
>AJ: "So... what else do humans usually bet?"
>Mention strip poker without thinking
>"You don't say."
>Mention how ponies don't wear clothes
>Everyone looks at Applejack's hat
>Fuck.
>Poker standoff between you and Applejack
>Pinkie Pie is dealing
>She realizes she can't shuffle because no fingers
>Twilight is now dealing
>She realizes she's too OCD to deal properly
>Rarity is now dealing
>Let's do this.
 
>Lose
>Take off shirt
>Lose
>Take off shoes
>Lose
>Dafuq
>Are you cheating?
>Get laughed at by everyone
>"Applejack is too honest to cheat!"
>Take off socks
>Lo--Wait a second!
>See her taking cards out of her hat
>She sure learned human gambling magic
>Put clothes back on
>Leave
 
>Almost make it home
>"You ain't gettin' away that easy!"
>Oh fuck
>Start running
>Tackled from behind
>Celestia steps out of your house
>"Anon, I was just looking for you! Luna and I just learned about poker, and would love to play against you."
>Well, Princess, Applejack here is a master poker player. She'd love to teach you all about strip poker!
>Celestia gets gleam in eye
>Pulls Applejack to her with magic
>"Nooo!"
>"See you later, Anon!"
>Celestia winks and teleports herself and AJ away
 
Thank you, Molestia.