Title:           >Pinkie Pie's birthday >Everyone is invited >Pinkie: "All I want is to see my
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9k0fMMzx
First Edit:      Tuesday 28th of February 2012 12:50:48 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 28th of February 2012 12:50:48 AM CDT

>Pinkie Pie's birthday
>Everyone is invited
>Pinkie: "All I want is to see my friends smile!"
>Everyone there is having a good old time
>Enter Fluttershy
>She's not smiling
>Hold the fucking party!
>Pinkie: "What's wrong, Fluttershy? This is a great party! Everypony is here, you should be happy!"
>Have bad feeling
>Fluttershy: "I want to smile, really, but I ran into a plant in the Everfree forest that stops me from smiling."
>Gasps of horror
>Fluttershy: "I talked to Zecora, and there is a cure..."
>She whispers something
>You can't hear it
>Everyone near her turns straight to you
>Pinkie: "Interspecies sex? That's easy! Come on over, Anon!"
>What.
>"The cure for her frown is sex with another species! Come on, Anon, all I want is to see my friends smile!"
 
I didn't get Pinkie Pie any gifts this year.