Title:           >It's been a month since Dash had your last drinking contest. >You remember the
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Sunday 21st of September 2014 06:27:46 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 21st of September 2014 06:27:46 AM CDT

>It's been a month since Dash had your last drinking contest.
>You remember the last one, though.
>"Anon, do you think I'm ugly?"
>The air around you suddenly became warm.
>Dash looked at you and the situation became not as lighthearted as a drinking contest.
"Hm..."
>You looked around her face.
>With drunken confidence, you flicked one of the most deadly equestrians' nose.
"Heh. You're a funny little pony, ain'tcha, Dash? Askin' weird questions."
>You gave her noogie and laughed.
>She didn't, however.
>She ruffled her wings and huffed.
"Chill, Dash. It's just a joke."
>You gave her another noogie.
>She only got more frustrated and ruffled her wings some more.
>"You're a fag, you know that, Anon?"
>She spat in your drink.
"I said chill."
>She let out a sigh and seemed to have calmed down a bit.
>"You're right. It's just a joke, right?"
>She halfheartedly chuckled.
>She flew away after that.
>You haven't seen her since.
>What could possibly have happened to her?
 
>You're Rainbow Dash.
>The most awesomest flier in all of Equestria!
>You don't mean to brag.
>But, something's been bugging you for the past few hours.
>Could you really do better than Anon?
>No. You possibly couldn't.
>Nopony wanted you past friendship.
>Everypony you tried to go for just didn't share it.
>'Reciprocate', Twi said.
>What does she know about love? She's just an egghead.
>But she's the sister of buckin' Princess of Love, for Celestia's sake!
>Everypony you know's gotten a date, so why haven't you?
"I'm just too ugly. Anon's the only...thing to ever be this close to you, and we're drinking buddies!"
>That's enough, Dashie. Talking to a mirror isn't good in the long run.
>Snap out of it. You're beautiful. You know it.
>Maybe a drinking contest with Anon will make it all go away.