Title:           >Be me. >Single father of a foal. >Been fighting and scaring off raiders and t
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 26th of December 2013 08:07:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 26th of December 2013 08:07:50 PM CDT

>Be me.
>Single father of a foal.
>Been fighting and scaring off raiders and the occasional scavenger(not on purpose for the latter).
>See two ponies one day, one in some rather bright clothes, the other looking pretty big for a mare.
>Laugh audibly to set the tone as I trot down the stairs.
>They almost catch me before I reach the rooftop.
>Stand at rooftop as they come in.
>Showtime...
>Unleash my inner ((pony shakespeare name here)) as I boast and aim a bow at them.
>Turns out they don't want trouble.
>Oh damn. Damage control time.
>Put down bow, invite them for Sparkle Cola, considering that they could've tried to kill me mid-speech if they wanted.
>Have some drinks, introduce them to foal and vice versa.
>The mare was a raider, the stallion is a Stable Dweller, who was rescued by said mare literally less than a day ago*.
>Have a few laughs, share stories into the night...