Title:           >Another Topfag CYOA is now matriarchy ponek >do you think i give a heck >abou
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First Edit:      Saturday 19th of July 2014 11:52:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 19th of July 2014 11:52:53 PM CDT

>Another Topfag CYOA is now matriarchy ponek
>do you think i give a heck
>about female ali twice in a row
>swastika cutie mark
>oppressing minorities & gas expert is talent
>could be nazi pone's Best friend or mistress/ lesbian lover
>she is known as "Fuhrer Yes Ovenmaster"
>6 feet under somewhere in Equestria
>Fuhrer is Swiss, btw
>you light up match
>you check inside box
>you find
20 cans of Zyklon B
500 thousand worth of bits
15 pieces of chocolate francs
a jersey of Bayern Munich
A jersey of the Nati
A jeresy of die Mannshcaft
>you add this all to your inventory
>you levitate box up into ground
>you escape from box
>we were in the Canterlot Jewish quarters
>all of the residents there are celebrating something
>Fuhrer looks around
>an young filly is celebrating a Barmitzvah
> einfach nur ekelhaft.png
>alicorn magic
>saving Zykon B
>set all the judens execpt the Barmitzvah boy on fire
>pain & agony
>out of quick respond, you get a blackbag & kidnap the foal
>quickly leave Juden area
>enter public area
>take out foal
>exclaim
"Ich will let go of the Kind if I am Prinzessin of Deutschland & Schweiz!"
>people stare in shock
>Celly comes down & walks up to Fuhrer
"Let go of the foal & we will give you want you want"
>do so
>Celly uses her magic to build a castle That looks like Allianz Arena
>A realistic version of Berlin, Munich, Zurich, & Geneva surrond it
"Are you happy now?"
>"Ja. Just ein more thing"
"made up your mind yet"
"Ja"
"What is it?"
"I Herrscher now"
>Fuhrer takes out her Panzerschrek
>The 3 other princesses arrive
"Hey Tia, thou whats goi-"
>fire multiple rockets at them
>instant kill
>fly to your new castle
>watch the pandemonium
>we need to invade 2 univereses
>steal mirror from collapsing Equestrian
> place it by your throne
"Spiegel Spiegel mit mir reden"
"Ja?"
"Ich muss Polen einzumarschieren"
Fuhrer go in portal
>Fuhrer is now in a EQG form
>She is in Krakow
>go back to mirror
>Multiple cheering pones by your Allainz Arena Castle
>Aryanne is in crowd
"Ich need Armee to take over Polen"
>army of 250 ponies
>each go into mirror
>EQG-ied ponies walk out into Krakow
>we must ermorden the leaders of Polen
>ja ja ja
>go to Warsaw
>go to leader's office
>they are relaxing & eating packzis
>unleash cabbages into Office
"Co si? dzieje?"
"You have macht & your Köpfes , we have Polska"
"Tak"
>Poland acquired in Grand Franc Empire
>With no time to lose, Grand Franc takes over Kalingrad
>fly to Russia
>take over St Pete
>arrive in Moscow
>army stands by Kremlin
>Putin, Mededev, & sixteenth of the entire Russian army stands at the stairs
"vhat are ve gonna do against the Russens?"
"Ve vill streit to the tod!"
>get ready to fire
>1 minute & multiple AK-47 bullets later
>entire Franc army is kill
>however, they still stand as ghosts
"????? ? ????????"
>Fuhrer is now preggo
"fick"
>still battling vodka army
>Suddenly, the fighting stops
>A peaceful alliance is made
>an alliance that can take over a world
"Vhat land to you want to Anchluss?"
"? ?????,"
"?? ?????? ???????? ?????"
"How?"
"?? ??????????? ? ??????"
"Gut"
>armies arrive in Hokkaido
"?? ?????? ????? ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????"
"Ja"
>They gather all the anime they could find & burn it
>many locals see this in shock
>ein or zwei may had commit sudoku
>take over Japan with this method
>take over Osaka
>Arrive in Tokyo
>"its coming"
>Fuhrer gives birth
"Guten tag Mutter"
"Guten tag"
>one is a 2spooky ghost
>another is a 2normal
"Can you streit?"
"Ja"
"lass uns gehen"
>march into downtown
>stuff a dildo in vag
>becomes giant
"leichte Eroberung ziet"
>destroy Tokyo in progress
>Japan is now Franc-Russia territory.