Title:           You're lurking on the board. There's no one posting, And your quest is dead.
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 15th of December 2015 02:17:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 15th of December 2015 02:17:11 PM CDT

You're lurking on the board.
There's no one posting,
And your quest is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
>Cuckmaster Nips.
 
He's following you
About 30 posts late.
He sits down in his chair and breaks out his tablet.
He's drawing for you.
>Cuckmaster Nips.
 
You're looking for your pen,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's memes on his face!
My god, there's memes everywhere!
 
Dodging Shiaposting
(From Cuckmaster Nips.)
He's brandishing a JUST
(It's Cuckmaster Nips.)
Lurking with no trip on
CYOA superstar Cuckmaster Nips.
Living on tumblr,
(Cuckmaster Nips.)
Fanarting for sport,
(Cuckmaster Nips.)
Cucking all the MC's
Also a QM, Cuckmaster Nips.
 
Now it's late and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a cuck,
You post anonymously in the thread.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small quest with a QM on.
Hope!
You think about posting a suggestion in it,
But your trip! AH! You forgot to take it off!
 
Taking off your trip,
(Cuck, cuk.)
Lurking in the new quest,
(Cuck, cuck.)
Now you're gonna post there,
Also posting in there, Cuckmaster Nips.
Presenting some art,
(Cuckmaster Nips.)
But he doesn't see your trip now,
(Cuckmaster Nips.)
You're forming a dank reply.
Shitposting at CYOAstar Cuckmaster Nips.
Memeing for your life, with Cuckmaster Nips,
Checking them dubs from Cuckmaster Nips,
'DO IT' at his dead quests.
Safe at last from Cuckmaster Nips.
 
You post again in the dank thread,
Memes oozing from your nice post.
But you have won.
You have beaten Cuckmaster Nips.
 
Wait! He isn't done! Nips Surprise!
There's some art in your thread, and memes in his eyes.
But you can do some art too (you can do it)
Post your fanart for Cuckmaster Nips.
Legendary art trade with Cuckmaster Nips
Normal Tuesday night for Cuckmaster Nips
You try to draw a lewd for Cuckmaster Nips
But cramps are kinda starting in your drawing arm
 
He's dodging all the bait, he shitpost in the thread
You meme more pictures, and make your own quest
You guilt trip him to update
You have just outmemed Cuckmaster Nips
 
His pen falls to the floor, he's expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Cuckmaster Nips