Title:           You wake up at 2:30 AM
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 7th of June 2012 10:04:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of June 2012 10:04:58 PM CDT

>wake up and 2/3 am for no reason
>huge stallion cock in front of you
>"Betty, what the fuck are you doing?"
>"...nothing."
>She walks off to the corner, blowing a mighty load into a shirt before leaving.
>herpderp
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See a face staring at you
"wha...who's there?"
>'b-baka..'
"GOD DAMMIT BETTY!!! FUCK OFF!!!"
 
>wake up and 2/3 am for no reason
>someone standing over you
>punch him in the balls
>go back to sleep
>such is life in australia
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See a face staring at you
"God damnit Hesh, I'm trying to sleep!"
>He procedes to go over his entire headcannon for the history of equestria
 
>Wake up at :230 AM for no reason
>Smell marinara
>Don't even have to open your eyes
"Jesus christ Wuten, again!?"
>Open your eyes
>"You need me"
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See a face staring at you
"...Who the fu-"
>"The God Emperor wills it!"
"Fuckin' A Chronicler!"
>You proceded to get your Tyranid army slobber knockered by Necrons
 
>Wake up at 2:30 for no reason
>See a face staring at you
"Huh? Who's there?"
>"Hi niggers autism serious hope you guys don't do this."
"Leo get the fuck out of my house! And take your fucking dildos with you!"
>"faggot."
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>see a bronzed body glistening off the moonlight
"What the fuck Fitanon!? What are you doing here!?"
>"It's Estrus season."
"...Fuck"
>Your house is swarmed by mares
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See a pair of blue eyes staring at you
"Huh? Who's there?"
>"Who do you think human?"
"Darkie? What are y-"
>"I prefer Penne."
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See nothing but a wall
>Go back to sleep
>Your eyes shoot open 5 seconds later
"Tyko... get out of my house..."
>The wall slowly slides out the door
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See a shirtless hairy body illuinated
"Get out of my house Shanked and put a shirt on!"
>"I'm always wearing a shirt, ALL NATURAL!"
 
>Wake up at 2:30 am for no reason
>Nothing is in your room, thankfully
>Thristy. May as well get drank.
>Open the door. You see SCP-173
>You blink. What the fu-
>Your neck ceases to work
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM
>Smell dog and metal
"God damnit sorc, get out of here!"
>You get consumed by the Eye of Terror
 
>Wake up at 2:30 am
>Feel something rubbing your body
>Hand moves to your crotch
'Who...Who's there?'
>'Fiddley Dee Potatoes'
'God Damn Leucine'
>Hand moves away
'I didn't say stop'
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
"W-who's th-"
>You are ran over by the RAPETRAIN
>Who the fuck builds a railroad in a house
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
"WhaGZZZZZZT--...."
>You've been derezzed
>fucking PonyGone
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See someone standing over you
'Wha...'
>There hand moves to their face
>Their head is a screen
>Grab his arm and pull him into the bed
'Never leave us again...'
>No Homo
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM
>See someone in the corner of the room
>Start getting out of bed
"W-who's th-...Oh fucking gross!"
>The floor is covered in warm jizz
"God DAMNIT Aether!  Did you HAVE to bring your fans!?"
>Your floor does not have a drain
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM
>Hear someone crying, and laughing
>Stand up and see a figure in the corner
"Hello?"
> "DON"T TALK TO ME!"
"Duke get out of my fucking room!"
> "Okay"
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>See someone standing over you
'Hello? Can I help you?'
>'You were always better than I...'
'Scooter, I asked you not to come round here in the middle of the night.
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason.
>Someone is standing over you, breathing heavy
>Fall asleep cos you don't give a fuck
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM
>Look around the room
"Who's there!?"
>A smile cracks
>"This is the part where they fuck
"Oh god fucking damnit Pale, get out!
>You're in orbit
 
>Wake up at 2:30 AM for no reason
>Someone is standing over you
'Hello?'
>'I GET IT! THEY FUCKED!!'
'Oh hey Shanked. Sup?'