Title: Wiccan Legitimacy Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/k1xVaaTr First Edit: Monday 29th of July 2013 01:37:32 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 29th of July 2013 01:37:32 AM CDT [23:12] Lapis, did you get all that, or do I need to repeat some? [23:12] No I missed it all [23:12] Repeat pls [23:13] Okay. Gimme a sec. [23:13] ...Where the fuck did the guy go? [23:13] * Lazuli_Lapis prepares for lecture for being a >newfag [23:13] We have theorized that ponies hold objects in their hooves by using a magical "magnetic" field. [23:13] Ooo, M9 [23:13] Oh, it's brandon. [23:13] Welp, he got rekt. [23:13] Oh [23:14] Was that it? [23:14] No. [23:14] k [23:14] Breaking it up [23:15] This means that all ponies, even earthies have magic inherent in them. Earthies just channel it more into their "hoof grip", giving them greater strength and a connection with the land. [23:15] == Gnaeus_Pompeius_Magnus [webchat@h193.163.48.24.cable.blnc.cmaaccess.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [23:15] >earthies [23:15] >tfw basically called a nigger [23:16] Zebras have magic, too. But theirs lies in igniting the magic within herbs and crystals to various functions. [23:16] I-It's okay, Laz! [23:16] We're not THAT bad! [23:16] >not a farmerfag [23:16] The point is, all ponies have magic. [23:16] No, those are zebras. Fuck zebras. No offense, Liven. [23:16] So what does this have to do with Wiccan Magick. [23:16] !roll d100 for mud pone master race [23:16] 5 == 5 [23:16] getting there. [23:16] !roll d100 for kek pls [23:16] >and there you have it [23:16] 71 == 71 [23:17] >All these people getting rekt [23:17] Welp. [23:17] Therefore, it isn't much of a stretch to say that you could use that inherent magic to ignite the rituals of wicca into actually having physical effect. [23:17] So Wiccan Magick is more legit than I realize? [23:17] Since wicca calls out to others for power... [23:18] SO I CAN BE WICCAN MAGICK HORSE [23:18] RIGHT? [23:18] ...there's one downside. [23:18] fuck [23:19] The entities you call to in the old world may not exist in Equestria. And they may not answer to "phone calls" from our new area code. [23:19] >Wicca >Not Golden Dawn Shiggy-Diggy [23:19] >NIGGER AND YOUR GREENTEXT MAGICK [23:19] You would need to connect to the proper entities here. [23:19] Well there's nothing against me for trying RIGHT?! [23:19] Luna and Celestia. [23:19] NHNURHRUHRHig [23:19] Who says THEY'RE Gods? [23:20] They're just supernaturally powerful. [23:20] Nobody. That's just my guess. [23:20] OO, MOIST NUGGET [23:20] I'm going to try Wiccan magic. [23:20] Bacon can't say no. [23:20] I will be the hero Four Cannon deserves. [23:20] I will be the Bat Mare [23:20] I will be the an hero [23:20] I will be the best magick horse [23:20] Talk with a GM to see how it might work out. Link to this discussion. This could lead to a good quest line for you, actually. [23:21] GSP [23:21] I COULD BE [23:21] Seeking arcana [23:21] A PLOT POINT [23:21] SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [23:21] How do I link someone to this [23:21] Can you make the link [23:21] Copypaste [23:21] FUCKIGN [23:21] fine [23:21] >me signs [23:21] Lol Swift [23:21] Where do I get a pastebin? [23:21] That nigger just got rekt. [23:22] == Ferric_Forge has changed nick to FERRICBEDTIEMNAO [23:22] Bah, I'll look it up. [23:22] Note, I am not a GM. None of what I say is automatically canon. [23:22] Getting so hype [23:22] Don't care [23:22] You're saying there's a chance [23:22] Thought not [23:22] That's all I need [23:22] Gonna jump the shark and just GO FOR IT [23:22] >tfw have been planning a questline related to magic for hue [23:22] I certainly think that it would be a good story arc for you.