Title: Twilight Teleports Bread I Guess Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/zeVL2Yck First Edit: Saturday 6th of September 2014 03:35:47 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 6th of September 2014 03:35:47 PM CDT Teleporting Bread Story…? /r/ story about pone having bread teleported into her stomach. Tentacles, inflation, and insatiable hunger ensue.     >Be purple Einstein horse >You’ve been inside for a few days now >Spike’s had it with your ignoring of him and went off to apprentice for Rarara until you came back outside >You wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for a bread-related incident at Sugarcube Corner >Your cupcakes have been getting tumors upon arriving post-teleport home >You got to the bottom of it >Or at least you think >You’re exhausted right now >Your horn occasionally burns and miscasts spells >Just one more and your quadruple-check will be finished >There’s got to be more to this than tumors, what are those even suppo - >You feel a painful crackle in your horn and you flinch back >Hm? Where’d the new test subject go? >You feel something shaking in your body >Oh no >Nononono, anything but this >You frantically try to focus on it, but your horn fizzles out >Based on your scream, you might also not be able to focus very well in this situation >Your stomach is very slightly distended, but you feel like you could eat everything in the library >M-maybe you should try to eat something before you continue >You’re absolutely starving, and your horn’s probably not gonna work for a few hours. May as well eat while you wait, right?     >You hastily trot up the stairs, letting out the occasional moan as the mass of cupcake seems to undulate in your belly >You make it to the kitchen, seemingly reduced to your basest instincts as you throw the pantry door open >You hear a muffled roar from your stomach, but dismiss it as your stomach itself in your frantic rush for food >Everything from Hay Burger leftovers to ice cream from Pinkie to pastries are greedily shoved into your maw >Your hunger seems never to be sated, but something very quickly changes >The small mass of bread consumes most of the food you eat, increasing in size >The pastries you eat add even more mass to the thing in your gut >You feel a painful stretching at your gut tries to accommodate the bread-based parasite growing inside you >Your belly has become slightly bigger, and something is starting to slither inside >It hangs about half a foot outward now, but its shaking doesn’t make it easy to measure the standard >The slithering soon reaches outside your stomach, slowly creeping upward >You sit on your haunches as your gag reflex is invaded, forcing your eyes open in fear-induced curiosity >It’s a green vine/tentacle, slowly reaching out >Towards the pantry >Oh Celestia no >Well…at least you died full of food     >A few minutes pass in a mix of terror and pleasure >The tentacles eat all of your food, surprisingly keeping you fed enough to live as it feeds itself >Add ‘relatively kind’ to the mental list of traits this bread has >Right next to ‘greedy’ >You feel another tentacle start to poke around your intestines >You let out a muffled moan of pleasure at the feeling of the beast’s prodding, jaw locked all the way open by the frontmost tentacle >You lay down on your side, your belly blocking your downward view, and close your eyes, legs twitching as the rearmost tentacle burst from your ponut >You let out a cry of pleasure as your hit your climax, the tentacle in your backdoor feeling around your flanks and lapping up the juices in your marehood >As you recover from your mind-splitting orgasm, your jaw-splitting tentacle moves about more slowly, not eating anymore food to let you have your moment >The tentacle dabbling between anus and vagoo gently massages your groin, making you even more aroused than you were before orgasming and getting you prepared for more >Remove ‘greedy’ from that list and add ‘holy hotcakes this thing knows how to fuck a mare’ in its place >You feel your fears slowly fade away as you pass out, too tired to focus on how hot and bothered you already are or the size of your writhing, two-foot-tall stomach     >You wake up a short while later >Something’s giving your horn a somewhat sensual massage >You open your eyes and try to gasp at what you see >Key word being ‘try’ - another tentacle sprouted out of your mouth and is wrapped lightly around your delicate, overused horn >But something else seems off >You find out almost immediately as another tentacle pokes out of your pussy, and your body is slightly moved >All the tentacles are keeping you propped on your belly >You attempt to move your legs and realize they are a few inches above the ground >Your gut shows just how hard at work the bread-creature has been at making its host and itself nice and comfy >You feel everything inside your body vibrate, convulse, and get larger by the second as you hazily look around you >Your pantry has been almost totally emptied, and the tentacle in charge seems to be lazing about as the others please their host >You couldn’t focus on anything if you tried at this point >The immense feeling of fullness in every orifice, the secretions leaking from the both of you - it’s heaven >You gently tap at the creature through your abdomen with a useless hoof, hoping it can somehow communicate >The tentacles all stop, and the two in your mouth slowly but surely recede >Your mouth is painfully sore, and it scares you to think about how long this has been happening >You calm yourself down, trying to ignore the slightly-sticky feeling between your cooter’s folds “Do…do you understand me…?” >You feel a small surge of activity in your belly, abruptly stopped after a second or two >Your mind draws a blank at that for a few seconds, but before you say anything your thoughts are replaced with one thought: >So hungry - more bread