Title:           Tulpa achievments V1
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/dR9YN0rG
First Edit:      Wednesday 21st of November 2012 09:55:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 21st of November 2012 09:55:44 PM CDT

Host achievments
 
IS THAT YOU? - Hear your tulpa for the first time
GAH I GOTTA STOP PARROTING - Doubt your tulpa for the first time
ITS NOT SCHIZOPHRENIA! - Get caught narrating out loud
SO MUCH PORN - open your subconscious to your tulpa
WHAT IS NARRATION - Ask an answered question in tulpa.info
I swear I used protection... - Accedentally create a Tulpa
"When two people really like eachother.." - Learn some new sexual stuff from your tulpa
Thats a Mouthful - Parrot your tulpa until they parrot you back
I'm going to miss that - 'loose' an object after succsessfully switching with your tulpa
MY HEAD - Get a headache from your tulpa after forcing.
"You wouldn't need porn if.." - Successfully impose your tulpa
God dammit, do you even need that? - Get pushed off the bed by your tulpa
There only is one right - Realize and accept your tulpa is the perfect being.
"Never force before bed" - Imagine a lot of floating dicks in your wonderland while forcing atleast five times in the same session
Don't be dead! - Perform CPR on your tulpa after they don't respond to a question
I'd never watch that! - Have a diferent fetish than your tulpa
"Give it a lick~" - Impose taste on your tulpa
Eye of the tiger - Train with your tulpa
Vote for Pedro - Nominate your tulpa to be mod
Why so serious? - Creep out your tulpa by acting like a psychopath around them
Delicious trauma - fall asleep while forcing
What did I do? - Manage to get banned from tulpa_ot for being off topic
 
 
 
Tulpa achievments
 
 
But FAQman said no! - Seduce your host into unwillingly having sex with you
I'm not done! - Switch with your host and refuse to give it back for a little longer
'AND I SHALL GAIN ITS POWER' - Eat a peice of paper after switching
LOOK I'M CHUPI! - Harrass your host until they make you a tumblr blog
Who messaged me? - Ping your host via Auditory imposion, or visual to immitate the steam, skype or IRC ping in any way to fool them.
STOP DOING THAT - Get rid of your host's annoying/harmful habbit
Muahaha...I have power! - Sucsessfully possess your host for the first time
LOOK MOM, NO HANDS! - Switch with your host for the first time.
HNNGG - Turn your host on at an inapropriate time
What are you looking at? - Make your host look at a wall in a populated area
I didn't mean to type that! - Make your host type something unintended through any means neccisary
Why am I so tired? - Switch with your host, tire them out, and then switch back
"My little..." - Gain an alternative pony form (Human, if already pony)
Privacy? - scream into your hosts face while they are fapping.
Just like Navi - Explane the most pointless shit to your host while in the form of a tiny, glowing fairy and breaking the fourth wall.
OH WE GOT THIS ONE! - Subconsiously remember this list to the last detail and give your host an "Achievment get" popup.
Unprofessional - Tempt your host into tulpa sex at work/school
PHILLIIIIIIIIIIIP! - Befriend a nickel. Lose said nickel
Lrn2Totem - Give your host a dream where they wake up and start going through their day, only to wake up halfway through it very confused
Recalculating... - Get your host lost while driving/walking
Ohgodnowhyme - Obtain a cutiemark regardless of species
Ohoho - Molest an unsuspecting person
D: - Get Molested by an unsuspecting person, Can not be achieved with host's help
You still love me, Don't you..? - While sexually active with your host, change your form to something that is out of their sexual comfort and try to seduce them