Title:           This could be something good...
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Friday 12th of February 2016 02:08:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 12th of February 2016 02:08:36 AM CDT

Season: 1
Episode: 1
Title: PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA
 
Transcript:
 
 
<opening scene: wrench twisting a bolt on a metallic structure. The structure makes a low humming sound. Zoom out, see /mlp/-tan operating the wrench>
 
[s4s]-tan (offscreen): And when you protected us, you went away but so did Anon! It was so weird!
 
/mlp/-tan: Well, that's because we realized that Anon and I are one of the same. So, when I died, I took him with me.
 
<zoom out to whole room. [s4s]-tan is sitting on /mlp/-tan's bed. The room looks like utter trash. /mlp/-tan finishes with the wrench and drops it on the floor>
 
/mlp/-tan: That should hold it together. It just needs the ingredients.
 
</mlp/-tan goes to her dresser>
 
[s4s]-tan: What happened to Anon?
 
</mlp/-tan opens one of the drawers up and loads some jars into her arms>
 
/mlp/-tan: I let him go to Equestria. I felt like it was his rightful place.
 
[s4s]-tan: But why are you going? You said you didn't want to go.
 
/mlp/-tan: I changed my mind.
 
</mlp/-tan places the jars down on the dresser and unscrews the one with the rainbow stockings in them. She opens a lid on the portal structure, which is part of a protruding cubic shaped piece>
 
[s4s]-tan: So now you're gonna go to Equestria?
 
/mlp/-tan: That's the plan, kiddo.
 
[s4s]-tan: What about me?
 
</mlp/-tan stuffs the socks into the portable compartment and unscrews the lid on the jar of Chemical X>
 
/mlp/-tan: Well... you've got other friends, don't you?
 
[s4s]-tan: Yeah, but I like you the most.
 
/mlp/-tan: Really?
 
[s4s]-tan: You're funny!
 
</mlp/-tan pours the Chemical X into the compartment. [s4s]-tan gets up off of the bed and walks to /mlp/-tan>
 
/mlp/-tan: I appreciate that, but I think you should stay here.
 
[s4s]-tan: You'll come visit me, right?
 
</mlp/-tan unscrews the lid on the third jar, which is full of demonic horse cum>
 
/mlp/-tan: I don't know, the portal might be one-way only.
 
[s4s]-tan: Oh...
 
</mlp/-tan pours the cum into the compartment and starts unscrewing the lid on the final jar, which contains her demon baby miscarriage: The Essence of Loss>
 
[s4s]-tan: Can I come with you?
 
/mlp/-tan: No, you need to stay.
 
<[s4s]-tan hugs /mlp/-tan around the waist>
 
[s4s]-tan: But I wanna go to pony land with you! It's full of cute ponies and friendship! I'll fit right in!
 
</mlp/-tan pours the Essence of Loss into the compartment and shuts the lid>
 
/mlp/-tan: Look, I know you like me, but this is a journey only I can take.
 
<[s4s]-tan lets go of /mlp/-tan and looks down. /mlp/-tan presses a button on the portal structure. Churning sounds are coming out from the compartment>
 
[s4s]-tan (offscreen): /mlp/...
 
/mlp/-tan: Yes, what-
 
</mlp/-tan turns around. [s4s]-tan has the pouty, sad eyed looks on her face, almost perfectly resembling Apple Bloom from the first episode of MLP>
 
/mlp/-tan: Oh, Celestia, don't do that.
 
[s4s]-tan (tomboyish accent): Aren't ya gonna take me to Equestria?
 
/mlp/-tan: Come on, [s4s], don't do this to me, please.
 
[s4s]-tan (tomboyish accent): Pleeeeaaaase?
 
</mlp/-tan is physically struggling to resist saying no. She gives in>
 
/mlp/-tan: Alright, alright! You can come to Equestria, okay? Just take that look off of your face!
 
[s4s]-tan: Yay! Time for ponies!
 
<[s4s]-tan hugs /mlp/-tan around the waist again>
 
/mlp/-tan: Heh, you're cute. Guess you've watched MLP too.
 
[s4s]-tan: I like it. Ponka Pops is my favorite!
 
<a blinding purple light falls on the two. They both shield their eyes. /mlp/-tan opens them enough to see what is going on. The portal is now working perfectly, a purple swirl enticing the two to walk through it. The light dims down, allowing the two to open their eyes fully>
 
/mlp/-tan: Well, you ready?
 
[s4s]-tan: Yep!
 
/mlp/-tan: There might be no going back. Do you want to do it?
 
[s4s]-tan: One hundred percent! Nice dubs, checked!
 
</mlp/-tan and [s4s]-tan hold hands and walk into the portal. A blinding white light fades the screen and transitions to the theme song>
 
 
Singers: My little 4chan, my little 4chan...
 
Choir: Ahhhhhhhhhh~
 
Singers: My little 4chan...
 
Singer: I used to wonder what 4chan could be...
 
Choir: My little 4chan...
 
Singer: Until two dank boards became ponies!
 
/mlp/-tan: Fucking horses...
 
[s4s]-tan: Tons of kek!
 
/mlp/-tan: A giant horsecock...
 
[s4s]-tan: Cute horsie breasts!
 
/mlp/-tan: >raping Twilight, it's an easy feat!
 
[s4s]-tan: And doubles makes it all complete!
 
Singer: You have...
 
Choir: My little 4chan...
 
[s4s]-tan and /mlp/-tan together: Do you know that both of us are best friiiiieeeeeeeeeeends?