Title: The anti-anon equation Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/qspAA3Vy First Edit: Monday 27th of August 2012 11:27:03 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 27th of August 2012 11:27:03 AM CDT ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Etna's on Harbl. Coward Killer: Who ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Had to abandon ship. Coward Killer: That girl? Coward Killer: The admin? ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: The admin. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: The "abuser" ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: But abuse is allowed on harbl so... Coward Killer: Well, as it says in the rules... Coward Killer: ADMINS CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT!!!!! ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Mhm. Coward Killer: I had a dream about Twilight Sparkle ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: That's cool. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Did you fuck horses again> ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ?* Coward Killer: No. Coward Killer: I wasn't actually a eral being, I don't think Coward Killer: I was kind of like a spectrum ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Queer. Coward Killer: ALl I really remember are two things: Coward Killer: I was in a garden, following Twilight Coward Killer: She was rushing up the top of a shrine Coward Killer: And she had to carry this ancient book with her Coward Killer: It was like a list Coward Killer: I don'r remember much of it Coward Killer: But one thing burns: ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: You go on and ponder about your horsefag dream. Coward Killer: It was a series of numbers. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I need to fill my belly with food. Coward Killer: It was, and I remember extremely well: Coward Killer: B0180001808 Coward Killer: WHAT DOES IT MEAN ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Binary much? Coward Killer: Binary doesn't contain 8s ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: No. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Really?! Coward Killer: Nor B's ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: It resembles binary. Coward Killer: Hmm Coward Killer: I think it's a chain of command ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: THe 8s blend in with 0s. Coward Killer: Or an army formation ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Definetly not an army formation. Coward Killer: Apparently, it was a taboo list Coward Killer: Given Twilight's reaction ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: What this COULD'VE been ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Is a permonition. Coward Killer: It was probably a recipe book ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: A very obscure one at that fact. Coward Killer: And I remember a second event: ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Me and my father had premonitions once. Coward Killer: A pool of colours Coward Killer: Yes Coward Killer: You had these dyes lining up te side of the pool Coward Killer: And me, being a non-existant being, spilled all of them into the pool at once ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: The Lunar Diplomacy quest all over again. Coward Killer: So Coward Killer: It didn't turn white Coward Killer: But it didn't turn rainbow Coward Killer: It was a colour I had never seen before ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: k Coward Killer: Isn't that weird? ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Not really. Coward Killer: NEVER SEEN Coward Killer: AS IN OUT OF THE 16 MILLION COLOURS ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Unless you got high last night, it was probably a very obscure dream. Coward Killer: NEVER ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I used to have obscure dreams. Coward Killer: AND I DON'T SMOKE OR DRINK, THANK YOU ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: E.g. Me flying across the United States with drum and bass playing in the background. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And I was having a good time. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Then a Japanese techno dragon flew next to me playing my favorite type of techno. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Woke up in 2 minutes :L Coward Killer: Aw Coward Killer: I hate short dreams ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ^ Coward Killer: Well -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I love dreams which I can just ponder about all day long. Coward Killer: That's my weird dream Coward Killer: Maybe I'll tell /mlp/ ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Like you're dream for instance. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: LOLOLOL ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: 4CHAN ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: GAIS GAIS WE GOT ANON HERE ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: HUIRHUR Coward Killer: I was banned there. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Csb. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I hate 4chan with my existing guts. Coward Killer: Mistaken proxy, thank you. Coward Killer: You know Coward Killer: We don't forgive.. Coward Killer: DUN DUN DUN ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Yet we don't care. Coward Killer: It's the funniest place I have ever been to. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I have the Colonel in my apartment tyvm. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: >Implying 4chan is funny. Coward Killer: It is. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: My conversation here is done. Coward Killer: HAVE FUN, WORTHLESS SPECTRUM. Coward Killer: DUN DUN DUN ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: How the fuck does one find reddit or 4chan hilariously entertaining? Coward Killer: Not reddit Coward Killer: Reddit is cancerous ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: It's a bunch of queers posting scat porn everywhere. Coward Killer: Only on /b/ Coward Killer: Even on B Coward Killer: You find some absolute gems ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And on /mlp/ just a bunch of other queers. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: "HEY GAIS PONY THRED KGO" Coward Killer: Only /b/readfags Coward Killer: If you try it, you'd be happy ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I tried /b/ and msot of all of 4chan. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Queer, queer, queer, cancer. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Repeat. Coward Killer: You didn't dig deep enough ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Queer, queer, queer, cancer. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Because I am not a "regular 4channer". Coward Killer: "Sittin on the toilet, read's OP's thread as log slowly comes out" ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: "HAY /b/TARDS, DUZ DIS BRA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A SLUT?" Coward Killer: Where do you get that kind of HIGH-QUALITY CONTENT HURR DURR ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: "4CHAN, MY PET GOLDFISH DIED, PLX MOURN FOR HIM KTHX MWAH" Coward Killer: It's fucking hilarious in context ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ^ ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Nope. Coward Killer: YAY HE AGREES Coward Killer: Thread over ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I find it sick, disgusting, stupid, and illiterate. Coward Killer: Well, that's your opinion ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Maybe not illiterate. Coward Killer: AND YOU DON'T LIKE RAP EITHER ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: But rest assured 4chan Coward Killer: But I digress ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Kingdom of the Queers. Coward Killer: Hmm Coward Killer: I'm saving this chat as a doc Coward Killer: Hey, you started this chat, right? Coward Killer: Yeah, you did. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: "WHY DON'T WE PUT DIS CHAT AS A .DOCX, AND POST IT ON /B/ TO SEE PEOPLE'S INITIAL REACTIONS?!" Coward Killer: In that case... ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: "THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY WORLD GO ROUND" Coward Killer: You're OP. Coward Killer: OP IS FAG Coward Killer: OP IS FAG Coward Killer: OP IS FAG Coward Killer: You're conversational partner has disconnected ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: How am I Original Post? Coward Killer: You're new here... ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: 4fags. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: and 9fags. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And Reddurrs. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Bleh. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: I need a bagel now. Coward Killer: Don't you bring 9 fags and redditors into this shit Coward Killer: They are cancer on a NEW LEVEL Coward Killer: Not funny cancer ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Same shit. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Identical to one another. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: 4fegs r ghey ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: 4fegs r ghey ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: 4fegs r ghey ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ha ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ha ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: ha ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: oh my sides. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: lolololoafsahgwg Coward Killer: I'm saving this entire log ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: lolololoafsahgwg ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Good for you. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Let's see /b/'s reactions. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And then we laugh. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And then my life gets 20% cooler. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: HURHURHUR HORSEFAG REFERENCE. Coward Killer: I'm sure Anonymouse would love to read this. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And then what? ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Rage hacl my laptop? ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: hack* Coward Killer: AND THEN WE LAUGH Coward Killer: Also, that'd be impossible Coward Killer: They'd have to hack me, too :/ ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: It is possible. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: If they hack military grade government servers. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: And major companies. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: They can with a click of a few keys, hack our computers. Coward Killer: I think this speech is written in an entirely new font Coward Killer: SARCASTICA ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: W/e. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: You go back to talking to your horsefag friends on 4fag, whereas I need to consume my nutrients. ?Broseph Broflovskiy?: Adieu Coward Killer: Also, .DOCX? Coward Killer: What are you, on a mac? ?Broseph Broflovskiy? is now Offline.