Title: The Tale of Andrew Miracles Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/EzdzmWMY First Edit: Sunday 12th of July 2015 01:04:57 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 12th of July 2015 01:04:57 AM CDT >You are Andrew Miracles, student at Canterlot High. It's Friday, and you're hyped as fuck. >There's just seconds before the bell rings. You plan to spend your weekend smoking weed, and quickscoping some scrubs. >You honestly not even sure why you attend regular school. You tried to get your father to enroll you in a quick scoping academy, but he simply refused. >RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG >You dart out of the classroom at super sanic speed, knocking over your desk in the process. A trail of dust shoots out behind you as you sprint through the hallway. >You're so careless, you forgot your shoe was untied, and you end up tripping, and rolling and stumbling across the floor. >Another excited student runs out of their classroom, perhaps as excited as you. She ends up tripping over your body, and violently falls to the floor.   >Be Twilight. The bell just rang, and you're ready to quickscope some scrubs. But right as you dart out, some fucking spaz is just planking in front of the door or something. >You trip over his and fall forwards. >He has a very sorry and concerned look on his face. He quickly gets up and hurries over to your aid. >"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Are you hurt?" "Watch where you're fucking going you spaz- sp- oh my" >You stare into his sparkling, crystal blue eyes. You fix your hair and blush. "H-hey, my name's T-Twilight Sprink-Sparkle" You say nervously. >"I'm Andrew. Andrew Miracles." >He smiles, his teeth shining like silver. >It's like two alien races communicating for the first time.   >Be Andrew again >"I'm t-twilight." she repeats to you. "Haha, I'm already aware of that" >"Oops, sorry, I-I'm just- I'm such a clutz" "Here let me help you with that miss." You pick up her books for her. What a fucking gentleman you are. >"S-sorry for calling you a spaz, A-Andrew" "Ah, don't worry about it, it's nothing! It was my fault really. I was just in a hurry to do some quickscoping. It was on me, honestly." >"Y-you... quickscope?" "Well, yes, I most certainly do. And as I say to other girls, if you have a problem with it-" >"No! I-I like to quickscope too! " she runs up to you, getting real close and friendly. "Really? Well... I was about to quickscope some scrubs, do... you maybe want to come join me?" you scratch the back of your head. >"s-sure!" she takes hold of your arm as you lead her to your car. >So you guys walk to your car, you open the door for her like a gentleman. >You drive off from school, and begin to day dream about the two of you. >You might feel like a polite, well mannered and pure young lad, but you were thinking about some pretty deviant shit. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAMxr7JwxN4 [Embed] >You slowly crawl on all fours onto your bed, and slowly unbutton your shirt. >She crawls over to join you, and rests her hands on your crotch. >You caress your hands around her skinny form, feeling up her small, but perky breasts. >"ohh, Andrew.." she breathe's softly onto your neck. >You pull her shirt collar aside, and bite into her neck. >"Come on baby please.. suck out all of my insides" >You begin to suck, as you unzip your pants with one hand. >"Just like that, stick it inside me baby, yes Andrew!" >She's so tight, as thrust in, and you thrust out >"Cum inside me Mr. Miracle! please, I need it!" >You're almost there! >"Cum in me Andrew, CUM INSIDE ME!" "I'm trying my best!" >"Oh my god! ANDREW!" "TWILIGHHTTTT!!" >"Andrew! Are we gonna come inside the house or what?" Twilight shouts >Oh shit, you're awake now. "Why yes miss, come on, let's go." >You go inside, and lead Twilight into your room, as if she were a fair maiden. >You crawl on all fours onto the bed, exactly like in your day dream. You turn around and she's sitting at your desk, logging onto her steam account. "H-hey Twi, what do you think you're doing? T-th-that's my computer Twi!" >She turns around and shoots you a confused look. >"Nooo.... This, is my computer Andrew. What the hell are you talking about?" >You scoff. >She then begins deleting all your shit. "W-w-what are y-ou doing?!!" >"Getting all your shit off my computer." "B-But it's my computer!" >Twilight slowly turns around in your swivel chair, and looks at you dead in the eyes. >"Get out..." "What? No!" >Your parents walk into the room. >"Get out her room Andrew." they say in unison. "WHAT? But this is my room!" >Your father gets very mad and picks up your PS4 "W-what are you doing dad?" >He doesn't respond. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" >He slams your PS4 onto the ground like John Cena "NOO!!!" >He then procedes to stomp on the ps4 >"This is your face Andrew." "N-n-no-" >"This is your children's face!" >He keeps stomping until it's nothing but rubble. >You gasp at the sight of it in both horror and shock. >Twilight stands up and throws the swivel chair at you like WWE >She walks over to your parents, and the all glare at you as you struggle. >Your mother pulls out a can of gasoline and splashes it all over your matress. "MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!" >Your father pulls out a match, lights it, and throws it onto the bed. >You scream as your body burns along with your room. >Twilight and your parents back walk out of the room. >Twilight turns around and stares at you >"This is my house now fuckboi."   And that was the last time the world ever heard of Andrew Miracles.