Title:           The God Of Trolling
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Thursday 3rd of September 2015 08:44:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 3rd of September 2015 08:44:02 PM CDT

>Be anon in equestria
>Correction, FillyAnon in equestria
>Twilight had finally had enough of your pranks and had gone to drastic measures.
>She invited her friends over to give you "Lessons" as to why pranking them all so much was a bad idea.
>"Lessons" were actually beatings
>They would laugh as they used their marshmallow hooves to stamp on your squishy face.
>This went on for a couple of days, before twilight decided she'd turn you back, letting applejack get her last beating in as she researched.
>"Ok, I've got the reversal spell, so long as Anon WANTS to turn back that is"
>Oh fuck you bitch.
>Nono, I love being beaten mercilessly.
>"Alright, here goes-"
>Her horn lights up and the spell hits you.
>You can FEEL the ability to change back... but maybe you can do something with this.
>"Wha- Why isn't it working?"
"M-Mommy?"
>You're eyes get large and watery as you stare at her and AJ.
"W-W-Why are Y-You and AJ always hurting me Mommy? D-Did I do something wrong?"
>You break out the waterworks.
>"Nononono, Anon stop messing with us!"
>She approaches you and you take a step back in fear, shielding your face.
"I'm sorry! Please Mommy, Please don't hurt me anymore. I'll be good, I swear it mommy, I swear!"
>You've fucking got this, you evil bastard.
>Twilight approaches you and looks you deep in the eyes.
>"Anon, you in there?"
>You whimper and close your eyes in response.
>She embraces you in a hug
>"I'm so sorry Anon, I'm so sorry."
>Not yet you're not...
 
...
 
>It's been 20 years since that day
>You've spent that time destroying all of their emotions.
>Making them all feel guilty that "Anon turned into a little filly permanently and that fillies first few days were getting beatings"
>Although you decided to play the long game
>Twilight raised you as her own
>The others as aunts
>You went to school, Grew up and had a whole new life.
>All the while piling on the guilt.
>You met a colt and got married, had a couple of fillies of your own.
>You've been keeping track of the days.
>It was EXACTLY this time 20 years ago that the events of that day transpired.
>You got to the house twilight now owns.
>Knock Knock Knock Motherfucker
>"Anonette, I wasn't expecting you!"
>You embrace your "mother" in a hug
"I just... I've been thinking about something lately that you need to help me clear up."
>You sit in the living room with her.
>She's aged, you can see the wrinkles in her skin.
>"Of course, anything!"
"D-Do you remember... back when I was bad?"
>She winces at the implication
>"Y-yes..." Her tone deflates as she expects another episodic flashback.
"I remember something you said... You said 'Anon' something... What was it you said?"
>Her eyes glaze over as she remembers the day.
>"Anon, you in there?"
>She freezes as you're mere milometers from her head
"You're god damn fucking right i'm in here."
>Her eyes go wide
>"W-Wha"
"You thought you were so clever turning me into a filly and beating on me, WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH!?"
>This is the time to release it, the feeling you've been holding onto this whole time.
>In a blinding light you transform from the 24 year old mare into the Anon of days past.
"Guess what 'M-m-m-m-mommy' you've been fucking played."
>"Buh... You've GOT A HUSBAND AND TWO FILLIES!"
"It was worth it to see the look on your face! If you need me I'll be informing the others!"
>You spin 360 degrees and moonwalk out of her house.
>It was a "Catfish" kinda day