Title:           Taming the Rainbow
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Friday 4th of December 2015 03:51:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of December 2015 03:51:44 AM CDT

“Taming the Rainbow”
Originally posted by Anon in /mlp/25619205 on December 3, 2015
 
>"Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us..."
>Wat..
"What?"
>"I-i mean...if you want..."
>You look at Flutters with one raised eyebrow
>You are Anon
>What is supposed to be an easy pick-up and drop mission became difficult. You were supposed to drop Rainbow and Rarity in front of Twilight’s house for a sleepover. Before you can leave, Twilight offered you to stay for a while and play some games/watch some movie.
>Before you know it, Pinkie turned up, and in the heat of the moment you had forgotten about the time until it was too late.
"Y-you know...I can just drive home, right?"
>"Really Anon? You look tired"
>Twilight chimes in
>"Yeah! After that dancing, watching and fighting tournament, you must be really, really tired"
"Wha!? No I am not-"
>You yawn
"Tired...oh"
>The girls grin at their prediction and you just sigh in defeat
"Right...so where's the couch?"
>"Nonsense darling. We don’t let friends stay alone...especially after watching that...horror movie"
>Rarity shuddered
"Floor it is then."
>"Anon..."
>Fluttershy whispers
>"M-my offer still stand..."
"You sure...? I mean I am grateful, but ya know...I am a boy"
>"You can share with me bro!"
>Rainbow interject
>"After all, we are bros; what can go wrong? I know you won’t do things to me"
>She puffed her chest with pride for finding the best solution
>"That's great sugarcube. Ya won’t lie on the cold floor, and Rainbow ain't really a girl, that works out fine then."
>Applejack snickers as she prepares her sleeping bag.
>"What's that AJ? You want some knuckle sandwich before sleeping?"
>"Sure...why not"
>Both girls glare at each other while Twilight tries to diffuse the situation. Ponka stealthily crawls beside you
>"So nonny, what's it gonna be?"
>You think for a while. You've known Flutter for quite a while, and she seems to be a fragile girl, while on the other hand, you’ve known rainbow for a few years, and she's chill, so an accident could be used as a joke.
"I'll take Rainbow's offer...I mean, if I did something inappropriate, she can kill me right there"
>Rainbow instantly drops the argument with AJ and raises her fist in victory
>"Awwright..."
>Then she quickly stops and hides her red face
>"I-I mean...sorry shy... H-he's a pervert ya know..."
"Hey!"
>Then she grins and sticks her tongue out, while Flutters sighs and secretly sneers at the laughing Rainbow.
>"Alright then. We have everything set for now. Let’s roll the sleeping bags out and get some rest here"
>Twilight claps her hand and the girls quickly prepare their sleeping bags.
>Rainbow lays down her blue sleeping bag with wonderbolts motif on it while humming some tune. You don’t see this side of her everyday.
>"Hey Anon, I know I’m cool, but stop staring!"
>Oh shit! Act dumb
"Hm?"
>"Quit dillydallying and come in..."
>She grins and pats the empty space inside the sleeping bag. Before you enter, Twilight announces something
>"Alright girls...and anon. If you want to get to the toilet, do it now before sleeping. Trust me, it will be worth it"
>Hmm...She’s right you know.
>You, Rarity, Shy stand up
"Yo, Dash, you coming? You drink a lot too ya know"
>"Nah,am already too comfy to leave"
>You shrug and follow the girls to the toilet. After a few minutes, you and the girls come back while chatting about fashion pets. You can see Twi is reading inside her sleeping bag, AJ changed into short pants, and Dash is impatiently waiting for you.
>"C’mon bro...Get in"
>You sigh. Why is she always impatient...?
>You wiggle yourself to fit in and enter the sleeping bag. It’s a tight fit. While there's some very little space between you and Dash, any movement will cause both of you to touch each other.
>"Alright Anon...Face to the opposite side so your boner won’t touch me"
>A few girls gasp, Flutter blushes, and Rarity glares at you with daggers
"Dash...not helping here"
>Dash just snickers
>"Yeah, yeah...but don’t take my space, alright?"
"Whatever"
>Twilight stands and clears her throat.
>"Switching the light now. Goodnight everyone"
>Choruses of 'goodnights' as the room becomes dark
>As you close your eyes, you heard Dash whispers
>"Heh...This is awkward. I think I won’t sleep a wink tonight"
"Same here"
>Both of you chuckle quietly
>After 45 minutes later.
>"KHHHRRRRRKKK"
>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. SHE SNORE LIKE A RAGING CHAINSAW
>You tried to close your eyes and ignore this annoying snore but you can’t...
>Others are sleeping quietly and peacefully like a baby. They must be used to this nightmarish snore.
>"Mmmhh..KRRKKK"
>Ooof..and she moves wildly too. Every few minutes, her elbow hit your chest and stomach while her leg still kicking your knee
>You are beginning to regret not choosing Flutters...
>"Hmmm.."
>SLAP
>Your face slowly burns as Dash's hand met your face...Hard.
>That's fucking it...
>In your frustration, you roll Dash to face the opposite side, and slip your arms around her. It may look like spooning, but don’t be mistaken, it’s to hold her wild sleeping posture down.
>She smells a bit like blueberry and sweat. You can also feel some muscles on her back as your chest touches her back
>She struggles for a bit before going back to snoring. With her face now away from your poor ears, you can finally rest.
>...
>"non...."
>hm...?
>"psst...ey...non"
>You felt someone calling you...but you ignore the voice. You are in heaven right now and you feel something soft bumping your groin. Anon.Jr likes it.
>"Eeeek"
>You suddenly remembered where you are and quickly force your eyes to open. In front of you is the blushing and angry face of Dash.
"SHI-"
>"Shhh"
>She quickly blocks your mouth with her hand.
>"I don’t know why you are hugging me, but I need to get out...Like right now"
>You quickly take off your arms as she slowly slithers out of the sleeping bag.
"Where are you going? It’s like...2:30 AM"
>"....Toilet"
>Jesus fucking christ
"Aigh...take care"
>"Y-you come with me..."
>What? Nigga, I am feeling comfy right now
"No...Don't wanna"
>"..pleease"
"Why? Scared?
>Silence
>Siiigh.
"Fineee..."
>You stand and leave the warm, comfy-ness of the sleeping bag. As you stand, you can feel yourself shiver a bit. The room feels like winter time and it’s really dark with only slivers of light from the toilet door
>"C’mon Anon...I need to go fast."
>You drag yourself silently through the hallway with the anxious Dash. As you approach your destination, she quickly enters and leaves your tired ass in the hallway.
>Thankfully, it takes few minutes for Dash to finish her business before you can sleep standing up.
>She looks a bit relaxed now and drags you back to the sleeping bag where both of you quickly slide in.
>"Thanks bro" She whispers
"Yah..No prob."
>As you lay down, Dash seems to shivers a bit
>Your mind is not even in its 50% capacity and you are too tired to talk so you silently cuddle her, despite of her protest.
>"A-anon?"
>She warm...
>"h-hey anon..?!"
>You drag her closer to your chest where you can hear her heart beat loudly and felt her warm breath on your chest.
>"S-stop it dude"
>oh...? Is she still shivering?
>Using your bottom arm to pat her short hair, Dash slowly began to calm down as darkness began to take you...
"mmmh..."
>As your consciousness return, you felt a bit tired...And you can see eyes looking at you.
>"Morning' sugarcube"
>AJ greets you
"mmm...morning"
>You lazily replied
"Wat time...?"
>"Oh...It’s around 9:30 now"
>Twilight grins at you.
>why is she grinn – NINE THIRTY?
"NINE...man, why didn’t you guys wake me up?"
>"Because darling...We didn't want to disturb you and sleeping princess there"
>Princess...?
>You look down and saw Dash sleeping on your chest like a baby. No snoring or wild movement...Just sleeping.
>"Well nonny, I didn’t know you had it in ya to calm the great Rainbow Dash...you guys look so cute!"
>You began to blush before Dash slowly opens her eyes
>"Oh, the princess is waking up!"
>Flutter grins
>"Princ-mmmm....Pinkie...What time?"
>"9:30"
>"NINE THIRTY!?"
>Dash suddenly shouts and head-butts your chin.
"OW"
>"Ouch"
>"God dammit Anon...why are you...hugging...me?"
"Uhh....Don't know...?"
>This is awkward, and it continues to be awkward as Dash quickly stands up, refusing to look at you.
>"Well now, ’didn’t know ya could blush too, sugarcube"
>"S-Shut up AJ"
>And quickly runs into the bathroom. The girls laugh and you slowly smile.
>"Oh...and you better change too, sugarcube"
"Hm?"
>AJ points at your shirt and the place where Dash's head was. It’s wet.
>God dammit! She drools too.
 
AND END!