Title:           Story
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/RUiPueiz
First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of August 2013 07:32:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of August 2013 07:32:56 AM CDT

>Day New leaf in equestria
>You are Anon, master town mayor of Ponyville
>Ever since you moved here,your mayoral skills have been put to good use
> You wake up slowly, as you spent last night catching a ton of bugs and fish
>Wiping the sleet out of your eyes, you begin the sacred ritual of SSS
> After putting the razor away, you go downstairs and grab a bowl of [spoiler] INSERT CEREAL HERE[/spoiler]
>Almost exactly after you finish your bowl, your alarm goes off
Right on the dot, it's rape o'clock
> You grumble as you await the dreaded knock
> It didn't come, lucky you
> Thank god for that
> Opening the door and stepping outside, you-SHIT
>A hole opened up under you and you fall a metre or so, almost breaking your feet
WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME JUST HAPPENED!?
> You see Yellow Hush fly over to you
>"A-are pitfalls your fetish, A-anon?"
NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T!
>You shout as you struggle out of the hole
> You rush over to her, trying to strangle her, only to fall in another
>Fucking pitfall
This is the first one I've put a degree of effort into, so comment, death threat, correct etc.
It's around ten at night here, so please stay alive till tomorrow morning at least
[spoiler] I've been playing too much Animal Crossing [/spoiler]