Title:           Srsly Guys
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/x1mkFLvK
First Edit:      Tuesday 19th of February 2013 10:05:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 19th of February 2013 10:05:56 PM CDT

Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:57 PM
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK
FullSpectrum 8:57 PM
hello?
tommy 8:57 PM
huehue
8:57 PM
fs
FullSpectrum 8:57 PM
who are you guys?
iweywrt 8:57 PM
Welcome back from the dead
tommy 8:57 PM
keep it on the d-low
8:57 PM
lets have this shitstorm going
Lan 8:57 PM
OH SHIT
8:58 PM
SHIT
iweywrt 8:58 PM
So how does one come back after death?
FullSpectrum 8:58 PM
and why the hell is my son dead by his laptop
Lan 8:58 PM
SHIT
tommy 8:58 PM
it was a very good fake fs
Momo Heitz 8:58 PM
Fuc k
8:58 PM
ok
8:58 PM
noone
Lan 8:58 PM
SIR, YOUR SON IS DED
Momo Heitz 8:58 PM
fukin
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:58 PM
SUCH AN ELABORATE RUSE
FullSpectrum 8:58 PM
this is riley
8:58 PM
's mother
Momo Heitz 8:58 PM
NOONE FUCKING RUIN THIS
8:58 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD
8:58 PM
THIS MASTER FUCKING RUSEMAN
8:58 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD
iweywrt 8:58 PM
Did you sell your soul to the devil?
Lan 8:58 PM
MAA'M YOUR SON IS DED
FullSpectrum 8:58 PM
and I want to know what the helll happened
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:58 PM
This shit is so fucking hilarious on so many levels
Momo Heitz 8:58 PM
I BELIEVED IT
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:58 PM
^
Momo Heitz 8:58 PM
I SWEAR TO GOD I BELIEVED IT
tommy 8:58 PM
he said he felt the feel of no gf
anmlpon anmlpon 8:58 PM
riley knock this shit off
tommy 8:59 PM
and got ded
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
NOONE
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:59 PM
He said he couldn't live a life without masturbating
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
TELL /MLP/
FullSpectrum 8:59 PM
i dont understand
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
HIS LIVING REMAINS IN THIS CHAT
FullSpectrum 8:59 PM
he would never do something liek this
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 8:59 PM
>liek
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
>Liek
Lan 8:59 PM
>LIEK THIS
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
ya it's fake
Lan 8:59 PM
>FAKE
8:59 PM
FAKE
8:59 PM
FAKE
iweywrt 8:59 PM
You had us there for a second FS
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
I say we get in a call
8:59 PM
and hear his voice
tommy 8:59 PM
sssshhhhhh
Momo Heitz 8:59 PM
because this is amazing
tommy 8:59 PM
don't screw it up
FullSpectrum 9:00 PM
I'm letting you all know that I'm contacting the authorities
Robert Woodruff 9:00 PM
Look.
9:00 PM
We had nothing to do with this.
FullSpectrum 9:00 PM
and you'll all be questioned as to why he died
iweywrt 9:00 PM
Not unless some one is a faggot and lets this loose
Robert Woodruff 9:00 PM
I talked to him for maybe ten minutes once.
FullSpectrum 9:00 PM
because I'm sure you had something to do with this
tommy 9:00 PM
oh god fs
Robert Woodruff 9:00 PM
And then, I'm lurking a website we all visit
anmlpon anmlpon 9:00 PM
if you're Marcie, you're going to have to follow standard procedure. Post a pic on /mlp/ of your face and a timestamp.
Robert Woodruff 9:00 PM
And BAM
Momo Heitz 9:00 PM
I told him to kill himself multiple times
Robert Woodruff 9:00 PM
Video of his suicide.
tommy 9:00 PM
you're truly a master ruseman
9:00 PM
Rolling on the floor laughing
9:00 PM
Call started
FullSpectrum 9:00 PM
how do you know my name?
9:00 PM
answer me
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:00 PM
SHIGGYDIGGYDOODAA
tommy 9:00 PM
cant into call
FullSpectrum 9:01 PM
how do you know my name
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
He told us.
FullSpectrum 9:01 PM
what is going on here!
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
Over the line.
Over the line.
FullSpectrum 9:01 PM
why would he tell you my name?
iweywrt 9:01 PM
I got premium, get on the webcam now
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
That last line was too much.
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:01 PM
It's called Doxxing
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
FS, if this is a joke, I will legitimately...
9:01 PM
No, man.
9:01 PM
That's not fucking funny.
FullSpectrum 9:01 PM
that's it I'm calling the police
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
That is not something you joke
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:01 PM
>calling the police
9:01 PM
>internet
9:01 PM
FAKE
Robert Woodruff 9:01 PM
Just
9:01 PM
Fuck
9:01 PM
No
tommy 9:01 PM
lel
Robert Woodruff 9:02 PM
I have friends that have committed suicide
tommy 9:02 PM
>sees son dead
Robert Woodruff 9:02 PM
Watching that video put me right back there
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:02 PM
>goes on computer
tommy 9:02 PM
>'leme talk to his frens on skype eh'
Robert Woodruff 9:02 PM
So
9:02 PM
Fuck
9:02 PM
You
9:02 PM
Now, if you are legit.
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:02 PM
take a pic and timestamp
Robert Woodruff 9:02 PM
I am so deeply sorry. And I have no idea why he would do such a thing.
anmlpon anmlpon 9:03 PM
if you are not riley, we need some evidence that you're not him.
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:03 PM
guys
9:03 PM
check his mothers facebook
tommy 9:03 PM
shiet
9:03 PM
wait
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:03 PM
do et faggot
tommy 9:03 PM
if people have their dox
9:03 PM
wat if someone
9:03 PM
calls da cops
9:03 PM
on his house
9:03 PM
oh god
9:03 PM
my sides
Jared Tracton (The Once-ler) 9:04 PM
Robert, make a video for our sweet prince
tommy 9:04 PM
can someone download tis