Title:           SpiderAnon
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 31st of October 2015 02:25:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 31st of October 2015 02:25:42 PM CDT

>Day thorax in Equestria.
>You wake up from your nap when you feel a tugging on your web. Gleefully scuttling over you find Rainbow Dash hanging upside down and struggling.
>She stops when she sees you.
>"Oh, hey Anon, do you think you could let me down?"
>You don't give her a response as you come closer to her.
>Your eight eyes bore into her two and you give her a smirk. Or as close to one you can make with your horrible spider face.
>She give a squeak of surprise when you start wrapping her in your silk.
>"HEY! WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING ANON!"
I'm hungry and I caught a bird in my web. It's big and juicy too.
>"Are you calling me fat?"
>You are not a mammal, but you know a trap when you hear it.
No, you are very scrawny and not worth eating.
>She narrows her eyes at you.
>You continue wrapping her.
>You leave her head out so she can breathe.
You want the four hour or eight hour venom?
>"Four hour please, Pinkie's throwing a party later. Are you coming?"
Depends on whether or not I catch a bird or something. I haven't eaten today and it's starting to get to me.
>"You might want to move your web then. Fluttershy has been telling the birds not to fly through here."
>The yellow pegasus doesn't approve of your dietary habits. She should know better.
I'll go have a talk with her later.
>Rainbow Dash starts blushing.
>"So you think you can..you know..."
Oh, of course.
>You loom over her and she leans her head to the side as your fangs pierce her delicate flesh. You pump a small amount of venom into her as she shudders in delight. After a moment she gives a soft gasp and the silk containing her becomes slightly damp.
>You have no idea why ponies get off to your poison. It's probably the only reason they let you stay in town.
>Rainbow Dash snores softly as you leave her tied up on the roof of Sugarcube Corner.
>You need to get going. You need to have words with a certain yellow pegasus about bird flight patterns.