Title:           Shoutouts to Marvel guy.
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/71cMAj3g
First Edit:      Friday 22nd of June 2012 10:38:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 22nd of June 2012 10:38:58 PM CDT

>oh shit
>today's the big day
>your duel with bandit keith
>this wasn't anything like you expected
>when discord said he'd take you to equestria, you thought he meant ponyville
>yet here you are in the desert, a revolver in one hand and cold sweat in the other
>and standing fifty paces away is a young colt with a revolver as well
>"On the count of three. No cheatin', ya hear?"
"Y-You too..."
>Fuck.
>"One..."
>"Two..."
>oh fuck
>oh shit
>dear God or Celestia or whatever
>when I die, please let me be reincarnated as a pony
>"Three!"
>you close your eyes, pull up your weapon, and pull the trigger
>you feel a sharp pain in your hand, and you fall to the ground clenching it tightly
>blood trickles down onto the hot dirt, and you can barely hear the shanty townsfolk clamoring on about something
>"Oh Celestia, is he alright!?"
>"Don't worry, he'll live. But with an injury like that, he'll never be able to shoot again."
>fuck
>wait, why do you even care? you're no gunslinger
>you open your eye and see the ponies all crowded around bandit keith
>come to think of it, wasn't bandit keith some yugioh character?
>in any case, looks like you actually managed to hit the little shit
>he's bleeding pretty badly
>you managed to hit him right in the hoof
>BK: "What did you say...?"
>Doctor Dose (that's your nickname for him): "I said you're never gonna be able to shoot again with a hoof like that."
>oh shit
>you managed to hit him right in the hoof. nice shot
>he trots over to you, limping
>"Hey! Stranger! Do you have any idea what you just did!?"
>you look at his flank. the little pastel bullet that was there a minute ago had already vanished
"Uh, well, I..."
>he walks over to you and whispers into your ear
>"Thank ya, stranger. I think you just saved both of our lives."
>and with that he walks away, leaving you bleeding onto the ground
>you should probably get that looked at
>fuck that stings