Title:           Screwloose Raped Me D: part 3
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sPtb4EYh
First Edit:      Friday 24th of January 2014 04:19:37 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 24th of January 2014 04:19:37 PM CDT

    "You fainted after I gave birth to our lovely son". "Are you okay"?
    My eyes began to focus as I slowly came face to face with a green minty pony.
I didn't know where I was, or who was in front of me for the few seconds that I exchanged eye contact with the pony, but I suddenly started to realize
that I 'DID' give my virginity to my waifu. "Tickle my neckbead, is this real"?
    "What, are you feeling okay anon" asked the green minty pony. "
    "Yes waif-, Green Minty Pony" I said giving a brown smile, and wide eyes; gigling under my missing teeth.
    "The delivery was a success and I would like you to see our son" she said while holding on to a lumpy blanket.
    My eyes grew wider as I was in awe of the miracle of life that I was about to wi-, before me after my pony waifu's revealing was an abomination beyond the title of the old ones.
I turned whiter than an albino naked in the snow when I saw 'IT'S' face. It was impossible to be alive, it was impossible to even exist, it was a minature grey shopping cart!
    "What's the matter Anon, do- don't you love our son" said the green minty pony.
    I couldn't take the tension any more and replied with "No that thing isn't even supposed to be able to come out of you" "It's a fucking shopping cart"!
    Then suddenly the background went to black and the Minty Green Pony eyes went wide open, and she opened her mouth to which this loud ass fucking sound "BWAAAAAAAAAAM"
Then the cart grew eyes and a mouth and out came the same sound "Bwaaaaaaaaam" to which I suddenly woke up in a laid back chair.
    "Ms. Heartstrings", a voiced said repeatedly. "Are you with us Ms. Heartstrings".
    I suddenly turn my attention to a pony in white clothes and came to the realization that I was in a house for crazy ponies. "Ye- yes", "What were we talking about"?
    "Your obsession with the mythical creatures humans, and pushing shopping carts with hands", "Oh, and I was watching inception when you passed out, hope you didn't mind, no of course you didn't
mind you were passed out like a drunk filly. "Did you have that reacurring dream where you were a disgusting neckbeard that watches some sort of show for little kids again"?
    "Wha- no I was just dreaming about hands and feet and what it would be like to walk and human on human sex n' stuff"