Title:           SHORT CHANGE CHRYSALIS CH 9/ENDING
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 19th of September 2016 10:39:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 19th of September 2016 10:39:59 PM CDT

"Ooohh, Anon..."
>Ahhh, it was this dream again
>Back in Anon's home, making sweet sweet love on his bed
>Ooooooh this was greeeeeaaaaat
>Anon always knew which spots to rub, scratch or interact with to make everything just that much better
>And dream Anon wasn't too bad either
>How he'd tug on your mane while plowing you
>How sometimes he'd suck on your horn
>Every little detail
>Even some kinks real Anon didn't know of-
>ooooOOOOOFFFFFHGHFHGH
>OOOOOHH HERE'S THE BIG ONE
>FFFFFFAAAAANNOOOOO-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>Your eyes jolt open
>CELESTIADAMNIT
>WHY NOW
>OF ALL TIMES?!
>WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DECIDES TO VISIT THE MOTHERFUCKING CHANGELING QUEEN AT-
>Shit, what time is it?
>You glance at the wall clock
>1:39 AM
>...
>You were gonna strangle somepony
>You would
>You'd grind their bones into ash and snort it off the corpse of their dead mother
>And it was the best dream that had to be interrupted, wasn't it?
>All you can muster is a livid groan
"What is it?"
>"My queen! Some...thing requests your presence!"
>Some... thing?
 
"She does?"
>"Yes. After trying her for her crimes, she actually started to open up to us."
>"While we wouldn't consider her a friend, she's... less antagonistic to say the least. And her dreams doth paint a picture, oft with you in the center."
>Huh
>Well now you feel like shit for not going with her
>And leaving your life behind
>FUCK
>SHE WANTS YOU BUT YOU CAN'T BE WITH HER
>HWAT DEUX?!
>...
>Maybe you could go-
>What are you, high?
>This ain't some shitty green written by a lonely and depressed 20-something!
>You don't get to go live life in magical horseland and leave everything behind just because MUH LOVE
>You'd be willing to just throw EVERYTHING away because qt bughorse?
>That ain't how life works!
>"Anon, if I may...
 
>You rise from your bed, rubbing the sleep from your eyes
>You quickly brush your mane
>Can't look threatening with bed hair, after all
>You put on your meanest scowl
>This oughtta scare the fucker
>You walk to your chamber doors and see-
>The night guard standing there with nothing but himself in tow
>The scowl on your face only seems to deepen
"So where might this... Something be, guardsman Nocturne?"
>"Th-They requested you meet them at the entrence to the hive."
"..."
>You charge up some magic to blast a motherfucker
"Fine."
>You make your way the hive's entrance, ready for this meeting with this "something" to end in bloodshed
 
>"We understand how you might not find living life in Equestria too appealing-"
>It is appealing
>You just can't
>"But Chrysalis' dreams show us how much she cares for you. To think she'd fall for a human of a-"
>"What Luna is TRYING to say is that Chrysalis wants nothing more than for you to be with her, to the po-"
"Question?"
>"...Yes?"
"Say I said yes. Suppose I decided to follow you, to this 'Equestria,' wherever tha-"
>"We know you knew about us before we got here."
>"We ARE goddesses after all. Would you think us ignorant of any reality besides our own?"
>...
>Oh
>Uhhh
>Okay then...?
"Not the point. I have family, I have friends-"
>Like, ONE real friend,but still-
"Would it be right for me to just leave them with a tip of the hat?"
>"While I understand what you're getting at, I want to ask you one question."
"What's that?"
>"What do you want, Anon?"
>...
"Well, I- mean I want to go with you but, what would everyone think if I jus-"
>"Anon, I want to know what YOU want. Not what your father wants, not what your mother wants, not what your friends want, not what your coworkers or boss wants. What YOU want. What do YOU want, Anon?"
 
>You trudge towards the main entrance, filled with murderous rage and about to kick down the big double-doors when-
>"Eyyy, how you doin?"
>What in-
>"Yu wan sum fuk bby?"
>Is-
>Is someone knocking on your goddamned door-
>to SOLICIT SEX?!
>OH THIS MOTHAFUC-
>That was when 2 large appandages with hands appreared and wrapped around your neck
>"Now you know how it feels to be woken up so early."
 
"You know what I want?"
>"What? What do YOU want?"
"... I just want to spend the rest of my days with Chrissy."
>"Then do it."
"Did I not just argue against that?"
>"Anon, you may feel like you have no choice here, but in the end, your life is your own. I can certainly see where you're coming from, but at some point, you have to do what you feel is right, without anyone else deciding for you. I won't ask you to stay permanently but I do request you visit for at least one day. You don't even have to do that. You don't have to because it's YOUR choice and it DOES matter."
>...
"Alright. I can do that."
>"Well, then if you-"
"One last question though, if I may."
>"What might that be?"
"Why'd you do this? Chrysalis isn't exactly a friend of yours as Luna herself stated, and I can't really see any reason my not being there would affect the world at large."
>"Cadence asked us to do it."
>...
>Sorry, what?
"Discord, are you trying to get your ass beat?"
>"We said something along those lines whe she asked us actually, without the threat of violence of course."
>"She had noted Chysalis' odd change in behavior and asked us to help find out what was going on with her. You know what she saw?"
"What?"
>"Love. True genuine love... Not the kind of maternal love she has for her brood, but romantic love for you."
>"She was so surprised at that that she had us come here and grab you, if for at least one more day, to see if it's mutual."
"But after everything Chrissy has done to her... Why go this far for her?"
>"Even our worst enemies deserve SOME love Anon."
 
>You begin to cry tears of happiness
"Fuck you Anon."
>"I love you too."
>You turn your head, hoping it was the real deal
>Yup
>That's him
>You give the biggest hug you've ever given anyone ever
"You came all the way here... how?"
>"Now I know you won't believe me at first, but... it was Cadance's idea."
"No, seriously, how did you get here?"
>"He's right you know."
>Through those large double-doors steps Cadance of all ponies
"Discord, I understand you like a good prank, but why do this? What are you hoping to achieve?"
>"Oh for the love o- I'M NOT DISCORD! He's around here somewhere with the Elements though."
"Wait, why would they be here?"
"Mainly for Fluttershy's sake."
"Why?"
>Fluttershy comes in with Discord and the other Elements at her to-
>Sweet Celestia, she looks angry
>"So you're Anon."
>She nudges Discord towards Anon
>"Discord, I want you to apologize to Anon and Chrissy for what you did to them."
>"But Fluttershy-"
>"Now, mister!"
>"I'm sorry for sending you to an alternate universe out of anger Chrysalis. And I'm sorry Anon for intruding into your home and assaulting Chrysalis."
>"Thank you. Pleased to meet you Anon. I'm Fluttershy."
>"What? You're not going to make him apologize for attacking me?"
>"Actually, yes. Anon, please apologize to Discord for hurting him."
>"W-f-Why? He just admitted to coming into my home uninvited and now I h-"
>Discord starts doing a "Just do what she wants, you don't want to see her pissed off" gesture
>You question how a small yellow pegasus like Fluttershy somehow wears the pants in this relationship with the god of chaos himself
>"Do it, man! Just do it," You hear Discord whisper
>"Fine, fine, I'm sorry for hurting Discord. You happy?"
>"Yes."
>That can't be healthy
 
>Well, you didn't have to suffer the hellish torment that was "The Stare"
>There are many times in which defending your position is worth the punishment received for doing so
>This is not one of them
>The Mane 6 take their time to introduce themselves, letting you know that they are there for you if need be
Twilight even offered to give you a tour of Ponyville...
>In the morning of course
>"Welp, what say we all get some shut-eye, eh? I'm sure Chrysalis would appreciate it!"
>Everyone gives off a sitcom-esque chuckle
>Chrissy just gives a glare towards Celestia
>"Fine. Shall we to bed, Anon?"
"Hell yeah, I'm fuckin' drained."
>This entire day was spent talking with Celestia, Cadance and Luna
>Luna wasn't much for conversation but FUCK Cadance and Celestia were chatty as all get out
>That and it was halfway to 2:00 in the morning
>Both you and Chrysalis went up to her quarters
>Naturally, it was clean as a whistle
>You'll find a way to mess it up eventually
>"So, not to jump the gun, but...
>After all...
>"Is this just a one day thing, or-"
"Nope."
>Her eyes light up
>"You mean..."
"Yup."
>It wasn't an easy decision-
>She jumps up and begins macking on you like there's no tomorrow, forcing you to carry her
>-But when you get down to it, you couldn't say no
>You know it won't be easy adjusting to all this
>Nor are you sure how this is all going to play out
>But you have someone right in your arms who'll help every step of the way
>And you had a feeling you wouldn't be regretting your decision
>Besides, what's the wo-
>NOPE
>You didn't care how lucky you were to have this opportunity to live with Chrissy
>You're still not saying it
 
FIN