Title:           Remember this Faggotry?
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4hBKa4Hz
First Edit:      Monday 4th of March 2013 05:54:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of March 2013 05:54:33 AM CDT

        Everyone, first off we would like to say that we're sorry for all that we've done and we thank you if you put up with all of this. Every bit of drama pulled was on purpose for a blind study on the reactions and true thoughts of those who interact with Münchausen syndrome patients, Münchausen syndrome is a disorder where the afflicted person fakes illness, psychological trauma, and/or injury for the attention it brings them. none of the researchers here have Münchausen syndrome but emulating it is rather easy.
 
        Please note that all names and locations were falsified for safety reasons.  
 
        Why do this on a site like 4chan, no less /mlp/ you ask? Before any jokes are made we would like to say that, yes, many fans of mlp are subject to mental illness for different reasons, a great too many to name, so it was decided that we were likely to get more better and more accurate results since we could study the varied subjects (you) beforehand without arousing suspicion. Another reason is one of the researchers just enjoys mlp.  
 
        We can't tell you the name of the agency we represent for legal reasons, in fact, if we are caught telling you any of this then all of us could get into serious trouble, but I, the one writing, felt guilty for not leaving some sort of explanation.
 
        Now that this study is over and the report submitted we no longer have grant money to use, so I and the others must return to our real lives.
 
        The original Shinobi, the researcher who did most of the writing and acting expresses an interest in one day returning to finish his works (Without the drama of course) and hopes you will let him back in. But until further notice count him on extended hiatus.
 
        You may choose whether or not to believe this, as rarely studies like take place so none of us will be surprised or offended if you decide this is a trick or another attention grabbing attempt and discount it.
 
        We know this will cause one final bout of drama and we apologize in advance. This paste will be made public around FEB 5, 12:00 AM Eastern Pacific time, the official end of the study.