Title: Rainbow Dash's Novel Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/kvLnQ2SM First Edit: Friday 26th of April 2013 03:22:20 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 26th of April 2013 03:22:20 PM CDT Trips title: GET   Famous Quote: "I want to go back to my swamp, and take a fat ogre shit."   00 Title 01 Get ogre it 02 murrika 03 He's trying to rape me , I don't want to come inside 04 Duke Nukem and Rainbow Dash develop a mutual respect that buds into a long-lasting romance full of dicks and bloody neckstumps 05 06 this aint my real hair color 07 "I'm not going to let you in, Anon." 08 your only true purpose is to taste my fucking rainbow 09 11 Title Missouri's House Bill 436, nullifying federal gun control measures, has passed with a veto-proof majority. It copiously quotes from Jefferson's Kentucky Resolutions of 1798. 10 12 Clowns, Krabs and You: Friendship is Krusty. 13 "Goddamn Bronies Cut off my Hair" 14 Not quite nutritious as normal fruits huh? But werent GMOs made from Monsanto supposed to be better then normal fruits? Or do they care only about profit and depopulation?   Well dont worry they make the bees go away and destroy the eco system   gmoevidence.com/1500-mayan-bee-colonies-destroyed-by-gmo-pesticide-roundup/   ~ 1500 Mayan Bee Colonies Destroyed by GMO Pesticide Roundup ~ 1,500 colonies of honeybees, from a community in Hopelchen, Campeche, died this February 6 from the fumigation of Monsanto’s GMO’s in a nearby area.   This has directly impacted more than 50 impoverished families, who recently suffered a poor corn crop due to drought. The community was relying on their sale of organic honey to compensate for the lack of maize. The current honey left by the bees is also lost due to the contamination of pesticides and transgenic pollen.   Alvaro Mena, a mayan farmer from Hopelchen and member of the Network in Defense of Maize, estimated losses at nearly 10 million pesos and is the equivalent of one year’s worth of corn and honey production for the community. 15 16 I want to cum inside 17 18 Rainbow Dash dies and is replaced by 50 alicorn twilight knockoffs / The adventures of cumming inside Rainbow Dash 19 22 Title 20 My trip to the Jell-O factory. 21 "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" / The New Adventures of Crusty the Cunt 23 Dragon Dildos: A begginers guide 24 25 26 i will wreck that stone wall with my bare hooves if i have to 27 28 29 33 Title "Back to plebbit fagottt" 30 "Its All Ogre Now" 31 It's happening! 32 34 35 "Orange Bitch Dies" / my nipplez taste like skittlez  / "I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash". 36 37 Coming inside that blue mare 38 39 "HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA" 44 Title Do come in inside anon, i'ts getting cold out there 40 I, Faggot 41 Rainbow Dash gets invited to Celestia's Rape Zone / It's doesn't matter if your love has got 5 or 10 years 42 blowjob picknick 43 45 Behind the cumhole 46 The art of cumming inside 47 48 "Get out of my Swamp!" 49 I really need a big fat, hairy, green, slimy shit anon, please assist me 55 Title Just as planned 50 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! 51 52 53 Ponko is mai waifu 54 "Wonderbolt Orgy" 56 Mein Kempf: Hitler did nothing wrong / top lel 57 58 trigger warning: singletism, ableism, fat shaming, transfat shaming, cutting, doctors, hospital, mental hospital   Jenn here. Sorry I haven’t been posting. I recently suffered a terrible injustice at the hands of a bunch of singletist, ableist bigots. It all started when I was having dinner at my parents house. My mother inevitably made several cruel remarks about my weight, my veganism, and the amount of food I was eating. She started talking talking about the possibility of decreasing my food allowance even more or cutting it all together and buying all my groceries herself. Eventually, she told me I needed to see a different therapist as well as a nutritionist because apparently purposefully gaining weight is insane. According to her transfatness isn’t real and I am just addicted to food.    I was furious but I tried to stay calm for the sake of my headmates as well as for the sake of my food allowance. Derek was present and listening the entire time. Derek hates the body and resents being trapped in it. He is also very prone to harming it. At some point I lost control. Derek took over and swore at my mom then ran to the bathroom. Algoral, Carlotta, Momo, Toshi, and I were present the entire time. Derek found a razor and started cutting. He hadn’t bothered to lock the door. My mom found him and wrestled the razor out of our hand while my dad dialed 911.    I ended up fronting at the hospital. A lot of what happened is a blur. I tried to explain that I wasn’t self harming and that I am part of a multiple system. The doctor had no idea what I was talking about and asked my parents if I had been evaluated for schizophrenia. My parents basically told the doctor that I fake DID for attention. 59 "How to make homemade skittle drops" , Children , you must wash your cunt 66 Title No don't come inside! your shoes are dirty! / who pissed in my lunchbox 60 I gave birth to a rubix cube 61 62 63 He came inside my house / Ponyville: I came, I saw , I came 64 Twilight the cum dumpster / Meat isn't actually that bad. 65 "Fucking Scootaloo" 67 The doctor forced me to be put on a 72 hour hold. The mental hospital was a separate hospital so I had to be taken there in an ambulance. I honestly don’t want to recall too much about it. Let’s just say that the medical and mental health system in this country is deeply, deeply ableist as well as singletist. I had to lie about my multiplicity, a large part of my identity, just to get out of there. I had to tell my headmates to lay low. They were not allowed to front for 72 hours. If any of them did, we all would have been forced to stay in that prison where we weren’t allowed to be ourselves and where some of us weren’t even allowed to merely exist. Not only that, but they had me on a reduced calorie diet while I was there… (scoff) no surprise, really.   We were released some days ago. The others have been fronting a lot to make up for lost time. My parents are angry at me and insisting that the whole ordeal was just me being attention seeking and taking it too far. They keep telling me that I don’t have DID and when I tell them that I in fact do not— that I have what is called natural multiplicity— they tell I’m making up illnesses. Natural multiplicity is real and it is not an illness or a disability! I wish they would allow me to educate them about these things since I actually know a lot about them seeing as I experience them ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Yeah, obviously I’ve been fighting with my parents a lot more than usual, but they haven’t decreased or cut any of my allowances so I guess I can still handle all this arguing for now.   Again, I’m sorry for my absence but I’ve been a bad place, both literally and figuratively, and I have a lot to think about. I should be posting more regularly now. Thank you all for bearing with me. 68 "Twilicorn Dies from a Heart Attack" 69 77 Title But I boom from there 70 Rainbow Dash leaves a bloody mist trail when she flies during her period 71 72 Rainbow Dash I... Didn't mean to come inside 73 Rainbow Dash eats her own uterus for sexual pleasure / "Smoke Weed Everyday" / Time to cum inside, Rainbow Dash 74 I came in 10 seconds flat 75 Better drink my own piss 76 78 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? / "u wot m8? I'll smack your shit ye cheeky cunt" 79 born a colt, fucked like a real mare 88 Title "Please give it to me, i'm so wet right now. Come on give me your fucking umbrella" 80 81 82 83 84 "Discord Starts an Orgy" 85 86 Bloody rainboom 87 89 For a fistful of smegma 99 Title 90 91 92 93 This is what I desire to happen... I will wait underneath the bridge in downtown Utica for Rarity. When I see her approaching the bridge, I will leap out and grab her. We will then conquer the city of Utica. We shall be know ad King Anon and Queen Rarity. I will then build concentration camps all over Utica. They will be for the non-believers. They will clop off to Rarity porn like there was no tomorrow. They shall cum a river. All of their cum will flow into the cum collection pit. All of this cum will be fed to Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Then, once our military has grown in strength, we shall conquer New Jersey. We will rule with an iron hove. Once New Jersey is taken over and politically sound, we will expand to the Eastern Seaboard of the United States. Our new nation shall be called Raritopia. The official religion will be Rarityism. Those who choose not to warship it will be sent to concentration camps. Once the Eastern Seaboard is sound, we will expand to the entire U.S. Then, the world. Once the world is in our hands, we will expand to Equestra. We will take Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadence as prisoners. They will be sent to concentration camps as well. There magical cum will make Rarity an Alicorn. She will be more powerful than any pone alive. I will have Black Dynamite make me two katanas; Moon Beam and Solar Ray. They will be over 9,000 times stronger than the Elements of Harmony, I myself would be able to access them where ever I am. I will be the most powerful being in all of the Universes. We will crush all who stand in our paths. 94 95 Pinkie is here, she's gonna help us make cupcakes! 96 Polychromatic line gets eyesocket rape , "Orgy with my Friends" 97 "The Cum that Rainboomed" 98 "Cupcakes" / ...and then i said "srsly dude, a lot of cocaine!".