Title:           Quest for Ponee or A Common Human in Equestria Fan Fic
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 31st of March 2012 02:42:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 31st of March 2012 02:42:18 AM CDT

One day, for no explainable reason, the sky opened up, and a single figure fell out of it.  The figure quickly stood up, brushed itself off, and turned at the sound of rustling bushes.  He beheld six ponys in front of him.  Not surprised in the least, he proceeded to communicate with them.
“GREETINGS PONYS.  I AM A HUMAN AND I AM HEER FOR NO I KNOW.  WOULD YOU PENIS ME WITH THE HOT PONY SECKS AND MAKE GOOD TIME?”
Before they could answer, however, a giant villian appeared behind them and caused all sorts of troubles.  The six ponys tried to stop him, but they could not.  The human finally tried.
“BACK, YOU BEST.  I HAVE POWDER YOU CANNOT FIT AGINST!”
“Foolish human, you cannot defeat me.”
“YOU SAY WRONG.  BEHOD!”
Light erupted as he suddenly defeated the villain.
“How were you able to defeat me human?”
“BECASE I AM SEVEN ELEMNT OF HAMERY, THE ELEMTN OF DUES EX MACHINIMA.”
The villain was defeated and the ponys went up to the human.  The purple one spoke first.
“Wow, human that showed up for no explainable reason, it’s a good thing you were somehow able to defeat the villain!”
“YES, PONY, I AM GOOD FOR THIS AND I KNOW THAT I AM GOOD PODER WITH ME.  AND NOW, I WILL TAKE RABNOW DASH WITH ME TO HAVE THE HOT PONY SECKS WITH HER.
“But human, I don’t like you like that.”
“I AM THE SVEN HELMET OF HARTONY.  I KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR ALL BECAUSE I AM MAGICAL.  NOW, LET US SECKS WITH HOTNESS AND PENIS.”
But they could not have intercourse in the most passionate of ways, for he was too foreign to the concept.  The next day, the benevolent ruler of all came to honor him for his actions.
“Human, on behalf of all my kind, I would like to thank you for saving us from certain doom.  We can now send you back home, so you can continue with your life.”
“NO, QUEEN HORSE, I WOULD LIKE TO STAY HERE.  I WISH TO BE A PONY SO THE SECKS CAN BE HAD WITH RADBRWO HASH AND ME RIGHT AND NOT NO SECKS FOR MY PENIS .”
“Are you certain, human.  There will be no going back from this decision.”
“QUEEN HOERS, I AM THE SEVEN SHELLDER OF HARMING.  I KNOW WHAT GOOD DOINGS ARE AND SECKING RIGHT WITH PONY PENIS IS GOOD FOR ME AND HASHBROWN EGG HERE.”
“Very well then.  However, you must ask my faithful student if she is alright with this.”
The brave human turned to the brilliant pony.
“PURPAL HOSE.  I WANT TO SECKS WITH PONY PENIS IN GOODNESS.WILL YOU HELP ME IN PENIS TIMES WITH SECKS SO EYEBROW RASH AND MY PENIS CAN SECKS?”
“Well sure, of course!  What are friends for?”
“RIGHT, YES, FRIENDS.  PLEASE, THE DICKING OF SECKS PENIS SO I CAN  HAVE IT WITH HORSE PLEASE NOW.”
And so, the brave warrior chose to transform himself for his love.  His legendary actions lived on through his lifestyle of, as he put it, SECKING THE PONY AND BEING THE SECANT MALAMAR OF SKARMORY.