Title:           Pvt. Sanders adventures, Day 3. >Unfortunately my goddamned M1 carbine was st
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of August 2013 02:09:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of August 2013 02:09:42 PM CDT

Pvt. Sanders adventures, Day 3.
 
>Unfortunately my goddamned M1 carbine was stolen away from me! That was my fuckin' pappy's favorite gun back in the milli, but fucker colonel who is incharge doesn't give no shits, the fucker. I also lost my log recorder so I'll have to just write in my log, and just make copies with a photo copier, if they have one avialable. I'm sure the pone who live here aren't that backwards, to not have a fucking photo copier. Whatever. I had to do some bandaging up, while the inventory manager looked at my kit. He gave me a new kit, which I rather like. I asked why they took my M1, and they just told me that I'd be a bad shot with it. So they just gave my pistol some more ammo. I am a combat medic, and I have to fix up folks when they get injured in the frontlines. No such thing as the Geneva convention anymore, so those dog fuckers can shot down the dead torture our boys up real good. There are perks for being a med, lots of 'em in fact. I swear if I get more compliments for my work, I'll just tell the folk to kiss my lips, like we're just newlyweds. Otherwise, it was a boring day.