Title:           Ponyponypony
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TpsyTRcR
First Edit:      Thursday 13th of June 2013 11:03:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 13th of June 2013 11:03:57 PM CDT

"R-Rarity I'm not really comfortable..."
>Don't be so brash darling, you look absolutely amazing!"
>Your mane and coat color is outstanding, a simply beautiful  blend!"
"Thanks Rarity."
>"Oh don't look so down... You'll probably meet a great stallion!"
>"He'll compliment your looks,manners and... prowess."
>"Besides I doubt you even enjoyed that human body of yours."
>"Did Dashy teach you to fly yet?"
"Yes but I'd feel a lot more safer just walking around"
>"But how could you possibly show off those nicely sized ruby wings of yours?"
>"Oh my your feathers are a bit ruffled, here let me preen them for you."
"Rarity please"
>"You must look great for your date with this night guard."
>"Spread them."
>"That's a good girl, just let me do my work"
Rarity I'm still a guy in my mind
>"I doubt you'll be thinking that when you get close and personal with another stallion."
>"The mare side of you would start thinking for you."