Title:           Pinkie Pie Hedgemaze
Author:          Anonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KwjiSXvh
First Edit:      Sunday 20th of January 2013 06:04:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 20th of January 2013 06:04:13 PM CDT

Me:  How are you feeling?
Deranged:  fine
Me:  Still got shovel madness? I preferred Eastern-European Pinkie
Deranged:  good for you
Me:  *look down* I'm sorry
Deranged:  *gets onto your back and lays her chin on your head*
Me:  *looks up* It's time already?
Deranged:  hmm?
Me:  How about a walk around town? You can stay on my back.
Deranged:  sure
Me:  *clip clop clip clop*
Deranged:  *put arms around his neck*'
Me:  *some ponies give us looks*
Deranged:  hmm?
Me:  Forget them
Me:  What's on your mind, pinkamena?
Me:  *trotting through canterlot gardens*
Deranged:  not much
Me:  Do you feel... lonely?
Me:  *Walk into the hedge maze*
Deranged:  im never alone...the voices in my head keep me company
Me:  *we come across a fountain, and I sit down* What do they say?
Deranged:  little things like who to be nice to and who to kill
Me:  *intrigued* That's interesting. The voices in my head tell me when to be brave and calculated.
Deranged:  intresting'
Deranged:  intresting
Me:  *drinks from the fountain*
Deranged:  hmm
Me:  Pinkie
Me:  You have to understand those voices are your own and nopony else's
Me:  *straightens mane*
Deranged:  i know this
Me:  And now, *looks around* that nopony else is here, I wanted to ask you something...
Me:  Do they ever talk about me?
Deranged:  they do
Me:  *nervously* Am I allowed to ask... what they say?
Deranged:  oh they want you dead and are angry that i cant kill you
Me:  That's a shame
Deranged:  doesnt mean i hate you
Deranged:  gives me a challange *smiles softly
Me:  golly
Deranged:  hmm?
Me:  Well, should we go home now?
Deranged:  if you want to your drivig
Deranged:  *driving
Me:  Or is there something else you wanted to do... in this maze...
Deranged:  *smiles* there might
Me:  *jumps in the fountain*
Me:  Come in, It's refreshing!
Deranged:  *smiles and jumps in*
Me:  *smiles* You're so pretty wiht your mane down
Me:  *beckons Pinkie over to his side*
Deranged:  *comes over*
Me:  *Rests his head on hers*
Me:  I want you to be happy Pinkie. What would you have me do?
Deranged:  *smirks* well i am in the mood for some anal
Deranged:  *anal play
Me:  *nuzzles* Never a dull moment with you. *lies down* Let me see that plot
Deranged:  * turns around and *shakes her plot*
Me:  *Grabs Pinkie's tail by the base and pulls her in*
Me:  *licks her soft rear*
Deranged:  oohh~
Me:  *licks again, appreciating its texture*
Deranged:  *rests on his belly and nuzzles his cock*
Me:  *pushes his tongue inside, circling Pinkie's hole*
Deranged:  *moans lightly and softly rubs him*'
Me:  *breathes deeply, relaxing, taking in the scent of cotton candy*
Deranged:  *lightly licks the shaft and his neck starts getting wet with pussy juice
Me:  *Is now hard, nectar dripping from his tip*
Me:  *stretches Pinkie's hole with his tongue. Refrains from touching her pussy*
Deranged:  Mmmmmmm
Me:  Pinkie you're dripping like mad
Me:  You're really into the plot-play, aren't you? (cheeky)
Deranged:  mhmm~
Deranged:  *sits on his face*
Me:  M-Phhh!
Me:  *tongues deeper*
Deranged:  hehehe~
Me:  *feels Pinkie's sphincter kissing him back*
Deranged:  Nnnnnn *jerks him faster*
Me:  *Takes laboured breaths through Pinkie's tail*
Deranged:  Oooooh
Me:  *pulls back* I want in you, pinkie
Deranged:  Im not stoping you~
Me:  *Turns Pinkie around to face him and sits her down*
Deranged:  hehe~
Me:  Kiss me Pinkie
Deranged:  *kisses him*
DISCONNECTED