Title:           One day in the EverFree Forest, Fluttershy was douching her vagina clean from
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Monday 1st of October 2012 09:39:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 1st of October 2012 09:39:40 PM CDT

 
One day in the EverFree Forest, Fluttershy was douching her vagina clean from all the Parasprite blood she
 
was stained with after shoving them by droves into her cavernous vulva, when suddenly... Title screen
 
 
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
[My Little Pony]
I used to wonder what friendship could be
[My Little Pony]
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
 
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?
 
 
"no part in this" ~ Written by /mlp/
 
 
>afternoon at carousel boutique Spike and Rarity were busy polishing up the family jewels. When suddenly
 
fluttershy came in and said "My swollen ponytits are sensing that there is an emergency in Nigeria, quickly
 
Rarity, we must go to NIgeria and Save Twilight and the other negroes from certain doom." and then asked her
 
if they should take zecora with them, rarity looked back at her and said."Heavens no! I don't want to be
 
surrounded by colored folk yelled Rarity. Fluttershy shot back "Zecora is my main nigga , lets pop a cap in
 
some 3rd world bitches!"
 
But then R kelly whips out his gun! so fluttershy and rarity after defeating rkelly dawned there kkk hoods
 
and set off for Nigeria. But not knowing where Nigeria was they went walked into twi's libary and come
 
across Mr Krabs, of the Krusty in hot consensual rape with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, A Giantess
 
Cheerilee, and an Angry Tourist who was short charged at the hotel.Flutter and rarity decided to burn the
 
libary to the ground and figure it out on there own But then Mr. Krabs turned into Twisted Sister and
 
started singing We're Not Gonna Take It.
 
But then Ragnaros puts an end to the orgy. Mr Krabs Looked at Ragnaros, and said
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGER" and shoved Rarity's horn in his ass.Rarity came with the force of 10,000
 
blue whales and shot Mr Krabs into Giant Cheeilees vagina where he was slowly digested into vaginal fluid.
 
Then ragnaros told mister krabs he wanted consensual rape. The cherille asked Tom cruise to come out of the
 
closet, but he said he wasnt in a closet, so cherilee went into the closet and wont come out. but the closet
 
was in fact Raritys marshmellow butt, which had somehow streched to fit the Giant Cheerilee and Tom Cruise
 
inside.
 
so Mr.Krabs/twisted sister and Ragnaros and Giant Cheeilee had sex in Twilights libary as it burned to the
 
ground
 
Tom cruise also died in the fire, but Rarity and Fluttershy escaped and went too...White Castle cause they
 
were hungry as fuck. And their way to White Castle, they came across Niel Patrick Harris. That reminded them
 
that White castle sucked balls so they went to KFC, despite raritys fear of niggers. still Neil came with
 
them on their journey. Then when they were skipping to KFC, Purple Tinker came out of the sky and said
 
"I sure love this chicken"
 
Rarity looks down to see Scootalo deep fried and battered, The tranny paused while eating "It's dangerous to
 
go alone, take this!"Purple Tinker then handed them all a grand dragon KKK uniform and four lengths of
 
braided rope.But Rarity said, "OH no, I can't take these they Don't match my coat, and threw them into his
 
face. Rarity said, enough of your bullshit Purple, and then she ate Purple Tinker with her ass, which then
 
Giant Cheerilee proceeded to eat with her giant vagina, which then Mr Krabs proceeded to eat with his mouth,
 
it was triple Vore-ception. but then Purple Tinker inside the voreception told them that it was disiponted,
 
they didnt go to white castle because of your transphobia. "Just because you are now grandmaster in the KKK
 
does not excuse this kind of Transphobia". Rarity said "Purple I wont have you talking inside Mr Krabs,
 
inside Cheerilee inside my bum now please be quiet.
 
 
"Well that escalated quickly..."said Fluttershy as she took a bite of Scootaloo
 
"What? NO! I will have no part in this!" Cried Scootaloo as she came back to life and summon 500 other
 
chickens to kill everyone and Link.Suddenly Chris Chan shows up with Sonichu and defends Rari But then Gary
 
Oak exploded Scootaloo, killing the chicken army. And then Rosechu and Sonichu fell in love and were happy
 
forever Until they realized how big a faggot OP was. BUT THEN SUDDENLY Slender Man Appeared. At the same
 
time Granny Smith walks out in her Gimp outfit and asks loudly to everyone in the bar
'WHO'S READY FOR SOME GOOD OL FASHIONED JIGGLIN?"  Then, suddenly, Alzheimer's. She bursts into flames and
 
jiggles in a spurt of continuous seizure-like motions.
 
 
Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, in the deeps of canterlot caves.
 
Celestia:" So we meet again, I thought that you would never come back"
XXXXX: "No magic can lock me away, for I am..."FLuFF PONY PWAY!". Celestia sensing she could not stop fluff
 
ponys on her own, retruned to canterlot to consult with her sister.....
 
 
slenderman proceed to tentacle rape applejack with his many arms To only find that it was Applebloom he was
 
violating. But Sonichu said, "No one will be hurt by you anymore!" Applebloom looked with tear filled eyes
 
at Slenderman. "Ya made a real mare outta me Slenderman, I guess'n we need to get married naw" slender man
 
said "aw hell naw" and went to go rape sweetie belle instead. But then Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Granny
 
Smith still jigglin in her Gimp costume came out with shotguns in their hooves, "Ah reckon you'd think again
 
Mister" slenderman got married to applebloom and successfully carried her babies for 74 monthes before
 
giving birth to Conan O'brien
 
 
Meanwhile in canterfuckinglot...Spike was getting lubed up for rough sex with Luna but Celestia was already
 
busy violating her only sister with a 75 ft long virbrating dragon dildo when her Powerpuff girl phone
 
started ringing. "hello"? "We have an emergency!" said the Mayor of Townsville." "The CMC are being raped by
 
Slenderman, Rarity's ass eat many ponies in voreception, and Chris Chan and Sonichu are fighting for their
 
lives!
 
Its just awful and we need your help
 
"hello?....what.....in Ponyville?....oh my"
"luna we will have to finish this later we are needed in ponyville. It seems the libary has burned down and
 
slenderman is getting married". Princess Luna and Princess Celestia got into the Celestiamobile, which was a
 
sleigh pulled by the broken hopes and dreams of 3rd world children
 
Celestia flew the celestiamobile over ponyville before landing infront of Conan and imprisoning him inside a
 
magic bubble. the newly born Conan O'brien hopped in too and said "jumping jeepers celestia. My father,
 
Slenderman, is out raping the whole town"..luna looked at the tiny human "what is this creature tia?"
 
"this luna is the worst kind of human.....a..jew ginger"
 
Princess Celestia, Luna, Conan O Brian and Steven Colbert all looked around ponyville, it was destroyed,
 
with a single Fluffy Pony laughing maniacailly into the flames. They aproched the fluff pony slowly with
 
Conan still in the bubble, but the fluffpony...could smell the blood of the ginger jew and transformed into
 
the most horrible monster of all time...There stood Purple Tinker...."But wait I have something that might
 
interest you" said PT
 
Princess Luna went into Gunzerker mode, and pulled out Two Atlas Brand Rocket Launchers to combat the Fluffy
 
Pony. DOUBLE THE FIREARMS HEATHENS!!!
 
There next to her was Gabe Newell tied up as a hostage. "uhhhh hi... my name is Gabe Newell and you are not
 
going to survive this" And in his ham sandwhich was Half Life Episode 3. Luna calmed down from Gunzerker
 
mode and asked "What doth thy want indeterminable manshebeast?" the trannys eyes narrowed "I WANT RARITY TO
 
PAY FOR EATING ME WITH HER BUTT, WHICH LED TO ME BEING EATEN BY A GIANT VAGINA, THEN BEING EATEN BY THAT RED
 
ASSHOLE OVER THERE" Then Gabe Newell Ate Purple Tinker as she screamed "NOT AGAIN" The copy of HL:2ep3 fell
 
to the ground in front of the princesses. Gabe Newell then presented the Ponies with Episode 3, Until Giant
 
Cheerilee sat on them all. Luna enraged went into nightmaremoon mode "FOOLS YOU NO NOT WHO YOU ARE FUCKING
 
WITH"
 
Princess Luna looked at her sister.
"DOITH SOMETHING"
Princess Celestia sighed and performed a powerful spell that transported them back in time, and turn into a
 
lighter form.
HUZZAH MY SISTER! YOU HAVE DONE IT! BUT PRAYETH TELL, I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD TWO WINGS? WHY DOTH THERE BE 6?
 
Princess Celestia looked at Luna and said
"Oh shit, we're parasprites"
Suddenly, giant hoofsteps could be heard.
It was Fluttershy coming from her cottage, she looked down on all the parasprited ponies and smiled. Oh look
 
what lovely little critters, I have a nice and warm place for you to stay, as she spread her legs open.
 
Everyone screamed then the screen fades to black
THE END
 
 
~roll credits
 
My Little Pony!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
My Little Pony!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS